By dumped - 05/06/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
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MDB021 0

well if she takes advise from a cellphone love advise i would just leave

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Golem_fml 1

If she's listens to cellphone advice over common sense, you came out on top my friend.

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lindzXcore 0

shes ******* stupidd

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Shadic 0

You were saved from spending your life with an idiot. To rub it in, tell her that you were going to propose, and her revealing her idiocy was the best thing that could have happened to you.

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WickedPixie 0

Hah! Perfect, Shadic! That's exactly what he should do.

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oldmickeyd 0

Atleast u don't have to love with that foe the

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blackberry_fml 0

I agree with 32, make her feel like crap

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littlehowl 0

well you would have married an idiot, so be happy

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nwc020 0

haha **** blocked by a cell phone

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Shlizabeth 0

I saw the commercials for those "psychic readings" and "love advice" that say "is he cheating on you? find out now with..." and I was like "please tell me how many girls will break up with their boyfriend because some 'phone psychic' told them to." Your FML post just proved to me how right I am, FYL, but who wants to date an idiot anyway? Would you want to end up marrying some girl who believes a cell phone psychic?

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lifeftl 0

if that bimbo listens to lame ass advice, she's not worth it then. she deserves a **** punt.

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BaldOuting 0

you spent 3 years with someone that shallow? and were even thinking about spending the rest of your life with her? what if she saw a black cat walk in front of you, would she think you were bad luck forever?

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ohhhhshizzz 0

Or did you? Lmao, jk. That girl is not smart, or sane, nor does she have common sense. Gaah, what a winner! :]

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