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By dumped - 05/06/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML

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By ponyboy - 22/01/2010 22:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML

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By internetadvice - 01/04/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML

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By killme - 13/12/2018 14:00

Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me saying I don’t make her happy, I don’t make her laugh, that she feels she is settling for me and that she is not being pleased sexually. Even though she has always said I did all of that and that we could work through anything. I was going to propose... FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

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By Flipper_87 - 29/06/2022 04:00

Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2021 14:00 - Guam

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2019 23:00

Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than 2 hours after, thanks to the 3 different friends that all called me about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

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Awks

By hungryman - 14/07/2009 21:10 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML

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MDB021 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:03

well if she takes advise from a cellphone love advise i would just leave

Golem_fml 1

Friday 5 June 2009 23:04

If she's listens to cellphone advice over common sense, you came out on top my friend.

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cadenernest 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:16

You dodged a bullet if she's that dense.

ithedarkknight 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:17

i dont believe this thats BS... how could someone be that naive... and if she is i mean prolonging someone that stupid i dont think its worth it unless she is hot then i understand... lol

aphrodita 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:18

Your girlfriend actually believes that crap over actually talking to you and believing in you? Wow, it's a good thing you found that out before asking her to spend the rest of her life with you.

sfsdfsf 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:20

Well thank god!!! I think that's an incredible sign. Because you wouldn't want to be married to a girl who listens to advice like that.

blahbablah 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:20

Oh shit that ******* sucks

xdinokidx 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:20

That's such a dbag move! It's only for the best!

Noah_h 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:21

Your girlfriend must be retarted

taterpotatotots 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:21

Ooohhh...that sucks....by the way...I approved this fml! (iphone pro moderation)

yisrab 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:22

Number 15 well said

shannonlauck 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:22

RUN RUN RUN and never look back...oh and btw I think that we are insulting all of the mentally handicapped people out there by comparing her to them!

Darkflyer726 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 1:40

THANK YOU FOR SAYING IT! I WAS WONDERING WHEN SOMEONE WOULD! Sweetie, she's just not worth it. Better to find out now than in 10 years with a few kids involved. You really don't want to keep her kind of DNA alive.