Love: Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the...

By dumped - 05/06/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML

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By ponyboy - 22/01/2010 22:41 - United States

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By internetadvice - 01/04/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML

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By killme - 13/12/2018 14:00

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

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By hungryman - 14/07/2009 21:10 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML

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MDB021 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:03

well if she takes advise from a cellphone love advise i would just leave

Golem_fml 1

Friday 5 June 2009 23:04

If she's listens to cellphone advice over common sense, you came out on top my friend.

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invis 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:22

YDI for going out with such a stupid girl.

sooners4life 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:22

Haha that sucks

touchableturtle 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:22

haha, that sucks man. oh well, she's the fool. at least that didn't happen after you married her XD

bcrklein 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:23

YDI for dating an idiot for three years. Seriously.

love_my_life91 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:23

no i agree with #1 this is your chance!!! you could do such a romantic proposal... like 10 reasons why you shoudnt listen to love advice on the phone, the last one being 'because i love you and want to spend the rest of my life with you'... or something like that. or text her as a love advice line leading her to the proposal.