By dumped - 05/06/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
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MDB021 0

well if she takes advise from a cellphone love advise i would just leave

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Golem_fml 1

If she's listens to cellphone advice over common sense, you came out on top my friend.

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xivilia 0

She is retarded , period....

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hippyhobbit 0

Consider yourself lucky that your girlfriends cell phone saved you from marrying someone so paranoid, distrustful, and ignorant that they believe whatever lies and crap a stranger sends them. Better a broken heart now than an ugly divorce later.

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Soitgoes74 0

Well now at least you won't be marrying someone who's clinically retarded. FYL.

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vcjesusfreak 0

That's not an fml, well it is, but it is really a lucky break. You do not want to marry somebody who bases her actions on texts she receives.

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ashykat 0

Sounds like you dodged a bullet.

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XxFMLxX1 0

dudeee that sucks... try to tell her your not cheating on her then

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Fenris89 0

That sounds like a very, very bad excuse. She probably had another reason that she didn't wanna tell you.

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thisishilarious 0

obviously a sign from the gods that you should not marry that extremely dumb woman

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