Love: Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd...

By Anonymous - 28/03/2011 02:49 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2014 18:50 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML

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By chao - 22/12/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of us getting married some day. She said she wasn't sure about me yet and that we may want to go in different directions soon. We've been dating for three years and I had the ring in my pocket at the moment. FML

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By RingAroundThe..SPLAT - 16/05/2012 04:10 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML

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By fuckface? I wish - 30/11/2013 20:29 - Australia - Diamond Beach

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 21:27 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML

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By Immature - 10/01/2021 05:01 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of six years burst into tears and said yes repeatedly when I presented her with a ring. I then had to explain that it was a promise ring, not an engagement ring. She looked me in the eye and dumped me on the spot. Apparently, promise rings are for teenagers, not couples in their thirties. FML

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By brokeandsingle - 29/01/2012 09:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I finally made the last payment on the beautiful engagement ring I bought and proposed with - two years ago. To my ex-girlfriend, who said no and promptly started sleeping with one of my friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2018 22:00 - United States - Lyons

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost four years was breaking up with me when she captioned an Instagram post saying, "Who else besides me is going into 2018 single?" I had already bought an engagement ring. FML

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By minime94 - 15/11/2012 06:35 - United States - Sunset

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML

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By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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SirEBC 7

Monday 28 March 2011 5:59

Don't put it on your balls.

Wuuper 0

Monday 28 March 2011 6:00

damn, sorry dude

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skeezle 0

Monday 28 March 2011 7:21

Is Wayne Brady (you) gonna have to choke a bitch? lol jk

Dennisse_47 17

Monday 28 March 2011 11:41

hahaha XD love that episode of Chapelle.

kennababy 0

Monday 28 March 2011 7:21

save the ring for a someone else :) you can do better!

nickcars 0

Monday 28 March 2011 7:22

that sucks balls

NCR 0

Monday 28 March 2011 7:25

shove it down her throat she hurt you so you hurt her? that's how it works right?

misscandie 0

Monday 28 March 2011 7:29

Soooooo are you gonna propose? ;D

dansco 24

Monday 28 March 2011 7:33

Is she really a lesbian? Are you a beard? Are you talking shit? Looking like yes three times to me!

Lala8195 4

Monday 28 March 2011 7:38

Well damn thats gotta hurt. But she's obviously not even worth being sad over cuz it looks like she meant to try and hurt you.

cowboy1337 0

Monday 28 March 2011 7:42

beat da *** outa her for doin dat shit. but it's kinda funny ur dumbass bought her a ring LOL

anakaren_831 1

Monday 28 March 2011 7:42

Thank god you didn't marry that b***ch :D

olivia_r 0

Monday 28 March 2011 7:45

Why would she stay around for three years? In those three years she could of found someone she is actually interested in. This girl is immature and has issues.