By Anonymous - 11/02/2010 00:03 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of a couple of months texted me that she was very sad because her puppy had just passed away. Feeling sorry for her, I bought her another puppy of the same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on the passenger seat and went to pick her up from school. She sat on it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 984
You deserved it 8 852
Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Comments

sugarbabyxoxo 2

Holy **** snickerdoodles your annoying as all hell, and you complain way to much! Pull the fist out of your ass and stop overlooking everything, and correcting everyone! It's ridiculous...

4 1
CRUZs_GURL1 0

SNICKERDOODLES SHOULD TAKE THE EFFING STICK OUT OF HER ASS AND STOP PROOFREADING OTHER PEOPLES STUFF SHE DOESNT EVEN SHE DOESNT EVEN PROOFREAD HER SHIT thier stupid **** is that better

2 1
Nakedsquirrel 5

She probably killed her first puppy by accident also. Either way you're both idiots.

0 0
sugarbabyxoxo 2

if your talking to me perdixxx let's go get hitched! jk... and whatever I'm like half asleep I don't care if my comment made sense or not... hahaha. I mean over analizing I don't know how to spell that though.

0 1
Cthulu 0

Over anal-izing? Uh, that sounds painful.

0 0
sugarbabyxoxo 2

suck a fat d*ck snickerdoodles I corrected myself. I'm on my iPhone so it usually corrects "your" to "you're" anyway so I never have to do it... Also I mean over analizing not over looking. So stfu.

4 3
sugarbabyxoxo 2

Seriously shut up Ragity Anne. Well that's what I was trying to spell. lol maybe I was typing in a rush and did not put an "e" on the end. And b*tch I can be lazy if I want! I'm in bed so yeah I can be lazy at least I'm typing: "LiKe di$ cuz I aktuily MaK3 An efer ", 2 speLL Kor3ctilY. lmao hahahha that took forever to type I have never wrote anything like that ever haha.

2 0
sugarbabyxoxo 2

***at least I'm not****

0 0
Sheebz 0

i agree with snickerdoodles on this one.... I hope it didnt die cuz that wood be f**ked up...

1 1
sugarbabyxoxo 2

@Perdixxx, lmao I have no babeh's! how am I a milf. XD

0 1
MadaZer0 8

He awesome that way... That's why we need to reward him with cherry pie!

0 0
sugarbabyxoxo 2

was that at me or 88

0 0
sugarbabyxoxo 2

Help a b*tch out than! Hahah

0 0
sugarbabyxoxo 2

bahaha "sexytits" messaged you perdixxx lmao you seem fun hahah

0 1
sugarbabyxoxo 2

and go to fml and click like the normal version not mobile. haha

0 0
MadaZer0 8

Omg... Did he actually just get the cherry pie!!!???

0 0
sugarbabyxoxo 2

I got a blank message from you. lmfao

0 0
sugarbabyxoxo 2

hey now I'm a pimp okay hahahha ;)

0 0
MadaZer0 8

WTF! Bombs!? Don't give terroist that kind of idea :o

0 0
HanaxD 0

How did the puppy stay in place long enough for someone to sit on it? o_o And how did she do it anyway? How can you not notice something moving on your seat? Poor puppy. :/

2 0