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By nottelling7012 - 29/08/2010 04:21 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me because of 'creative differences', as she put it. The real reason is that we couldn't decide which cupboard the plates should have gone in. FML

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 05:46 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML

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Sunday 29 August 2010 12:00

You should have tied her to the fridge and made her watch you put the plates in random cupboards.

wd0 1

Sunday 29 August 2010 11:54

that's an important issue though

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Rico255 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 15:25

she dumped u cuse she found someone who ***** her better. if u were ****** her good all ur creative indifferences wouldn't matter

withasmile 3

Sunday 29 August 2010 15:34

I'm sure it had everything to do with how you argued with her and not the subject itself. Most of the time people are more upset about what and how things are said then the initial disagreement. If you focus on the fact that you broke up over 'where to put the plates' - your probably totally missing the point and doomed to repeat this in your next relationship. That's what I think anyway. Now if she really was upset about the plates - your better off. Seriously.

dbounds 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 15:30

I agree with #8 and #10

Geiko_fml 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 16:14

You cannot win in a debate with a woman. If the debate lasts a little bit, give up and agree. D:

quinz 4

Sunday 29 August 2010 16:38

I guess you could say we broke up because of artistic differences.... He saw himself as alive, and I saw him dead!

didoca 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 16:43

has anyone else realized this wouldn't apply as a creative difference... maybe irreconcilable differences but creativity, no matter how creative it could be, has nothing to do with organizing a cupboard :/ I'm just saying...

thescyphozoa 6

Sunday 29 August 2010 17:39

You should have just let her put them where she wanted them.

Faithheartsyou 5

Sunday 29 August 2010 18:38

If that's the real reason she dumped you than your better off without her anyways (:

NiceGuyz 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 20:14

I hate it when people say 'You will be better off without her' because who ever says it usually doesn't know anything about the situation. For all you know he could be really upset about losing her and he may be considering killing himself or anyone else that he may blame(Which is probably why he posted a FML). ^NiceGuyz^

hedgehogs 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 18:46

If this trivia escalated to the point of a breakup, the relationship was doomed anyway. My frank opinion was that a lot of grief has been saved, and it's really your lucky day.

disturbed_girl29 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 19:41

YDI for moving in after only 6 months

xDangerous86 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 20:16

Thats retarded. Seriously... Why would you break up with someone over that, atleast as a couple talk your stuff out. Maybe she found someone else, and that was an excuse for not being with you. Im sorry though, You'll pull through.