By ApparentlyIFail - 20/11/2009 09:30 - France

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me so she could "let her life flow in the direction she wants." Apparently that includes smoking, stealing and making out with other girls at parties. The best part? She wants to get back together "after she matures and gets it out of her system." FML
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popatia 0

LOL Do the same thing and see if she still wants you back :P

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lostfaithinpppl 19

OP, I hope you didn't agree to patiently wait for her until "she matures"

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Chopperman_fml 0

Flow your life in the opposite direction, OP. She isn't worth waiting for.

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Six_and_the_Moon 3

If she thinks that you will simply wait around while she indulges in selfish hedonism, until *she* decides that she's had enough, she doesn't actually care about you. If she is willing to risk losing you forever because she wants to go be a party *****, she doesn't actually care about you. If she was willing to assume that you would still be there after she 'matures', she doesn't actually care about you. She must have one hell of an ego to think she is worthy of you putting up with this bullshit. Leave her to her adolescent partying, and the karmic awakening she is going to have when she realises what a ****-up she has made of things. Move on. She's not worth it, and she needs to learn this.

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jonny2x4 0

She must be a freak in the sheets. Clearly she is hot.

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Icarus3 0

Ok, here's your game plan: while she's going around acting like it's totally bad-ass to have the maturity level of a 13-year-old, you find a woman who actually deserves your respect and devotion. Then when she comes crawling back to you (most likely bringing a case of herpes along with her), you laugh in her face.

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DameGreyWulf 0

I like this plan. It's magically delicious.

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rick_james_b17ch 0

suggest maybe doing other things in her face as well

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DeathShad0 1

She sounds absolutely scummy. Congratulations on dodging a bullet there.

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gazzasyd 0

its just a phase, grow a pair and enjoy the lesbian action whilst you can.

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literalmanchild 0

oh come on, what did you expect if you decided to date a 14 year old if she's somehow not 14 then that sucks that your girlfriend's puberty was apparently stunted for several years you probably shouldn't take her back though since making out with a shit ton of girls like that sounds like putting yourself on the fast track to herpes

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Relentless113 0

make a deal with her, buy her pot, and ask to join in on the lesbian action.. if that works out you will hav the best life ever!

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COBRAMORPH 0

I agree with #41. Then dump the **** when you can find something better.

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daboodidaboodi 0

Haha you guys are all taking this too seriously. Go have fun. Frolic in the single world while she does the same, if you two end up meeting again, go for it. Idk. You all act like she's on meth and a prostitute.

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