Love: Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me so she could...

By ApparentlyIFail - 20/11/2009 09:30 - France

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me so she could "let her life flow in the direction she wants." Apparently that includes smoking, stealing and making out with other girls at parties. The best part? She wants to get back together "after she matures and gets it out of her system." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2009 07:25 - Japan

Today, I broke up with the girl I'd been dating for two months because she started smoking. This is a deal breaker for me. I just found out from her friend that she started smoking for the sole purpose of getting me to break it off and now plans to quit. FML

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By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 01:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML

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Play it safe

By Anonymous - 18/04/2022 08:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, my girlfriend of three years dumped me because my refusal to go out drinking or get wasted at parties with her makes me "too boring". Thing is, I'm a recovering alcoholic. I'm over one year sober and I don't want to risk relapsing again, yet she expects me to choose between my health and her idea of fun. FML

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By MexyBoy - 13/08/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML

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By killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2011 08:16 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML

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Noncommittal

By Anonymous - 18/02/2022 07:00 - United States - Arcata

Today, a girl I was dating broke up with me for her previous fling. She was scared of committing to a relationship, even though she ended it with him for me. But now she would rather be with this other guy in secret, who is married, and has no plans on being with her for long term. FML

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Lipstick drama

By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 17:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because she found a lot of red lipstick on my neck. The red lipstick was from her lipstick because she came over in the middle of the night when she was really drunk, then left. She refuses to listen to me. FML

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Know your worth

By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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popatia 0

Friday 20 November 2009 16:08

LOL Do the same thing and see if she still wants you back :P

lostfaithinpppl 19

Friday 20 November 2009 16:50

OP, I hope you didn't agree to patiently wait for her until "she matures"

Comments

skaterdude821 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 17:01

it sounds like your girlfriend is lindsay lohan XD

lifeisg00d 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 14:44

You have a problem with your girlfriend making out with girls? O.o

ShaydeStar 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 18:10

Something similar happened to me Op... I was dating this girl for about 6 months when she started going to a bi-sexual 'support' group. I went there to show her my support... It was not a support group. fml.

hapylordofdeath9 0

Monday 1 March 2010 0:00

so she wants you to wait for her while she dates other girls and prolly guys? she needs to get out of your life, on the other hand, at least she's there to go back to... yeah, right

Di55le 9

Saturday 16 April 2011 6:10

awww man the big question is wat u gonna do in the mean time? mope or move on....

momo1972 3

Saturday 12 November 2011 5:55

Join her

DingoCJ 15

Friday 16 December 2011 3:48

And you're complaining because????

kourtney23 2

Friday 16 December 2011 14:58

Lol seriously...... Don't let the door hit you on the way out!

Szaszaspasz 26

Friday 14 September 2012 18:45

FHL. You dodged a psycho bullet my friend. It's not like you have to wait around for her. Imagine how much bitching she do if you said you wanted to play on the other team for a while. How old is she anyway?