By nodoggforme - 31/01/2015 00:13 - United States - Beaverton

Today, my girlfriend ran off with my beloved dog. Why? Yesterday she asked me who I'd choose, and I honestly said that I would choose the dog. FML
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You deserved it 17 436

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nodoggforme 1

OP here. Just to set things straight, we'd only been dating for about 3 weeks and weren't lifelong friends before that or anything. My dog I've had for 7 years, so yeah, he won. I agree that if it had been the other way around I would have deserved it. The whole thing came up when we were sitting on the couch and I was rubbing my dog's back. Psycho chick then asked why I wasn't rubbing hers instead and asked who I cared for more and choose. "'Cause you can only have one!" Now I have none :(. Still looking for my dog.

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Top comments

cocacola999 27

Of course. The dog would never ask to choose in such an idiotic way.

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nataliewby 25

Well of course you would choose the dog, but you don't tell her you would because then this happens!

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WhoopteDo 26

I'll never understand girls.. Be honest but don't be honest..

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allplayedout 20

Idk about this particular girl but for most people it's more like "be honest but have a modicum of tact..."

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I would always choose a pet over a person, especially if a person were stupid enough to give me an ultimatum.

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BlondePsycho 43

Yeah this seems more like a f her life for being mental feeble.

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PenguinBitch 43

What a psycho. For me, pets are family, so I'll inform the authorities about the dognapping.

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BlondePsycho 43

In what kind of bizarre an ultimatum was this? Why would she ask you something like that?

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Cookiee04 15

she chose the dog too

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illusong 16

Sometimes honesty is not the best choice ):

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RobinGoodfellow 47

Well, at least you were honest. Foolishly honest, maybe, but she was obnoxious enough to ask you to choose in the first place.

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Zebediabolical 39

You're going to report the dog as stolen, right? Presuming it wasn't something you guys got together of course. And change the locks so she can't make off with anything else of yours.

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vikky538 28

I hope your dog is more loyal to you than your girlfriend.. hopefully your dog would come back to you...

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