By hAHAha Halo - 02/08/2010 17:55 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's father offered her $10 to stop talking to me. I don't have a girlfriend anymore. FML
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Intoxicunt 5

If he hadn't done it, someone else would've. Get her back. Spread the word that she can be bought for $10. The local guys will be glad to know this. >_>

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luckycolors857 0

if she dropped you for 10$, either she didn't like you or she's 8.

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FarSide 22

If she was 8, dad could have offered her a Slurpee.

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MarkerofMagic 0

that or some silly bands.

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indigo1 0

sounds like you are not worth alot, she has no values and is skint! move on. you deserve better.

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Intoxicunt 5

If he hadn't done it, someone else would've. Get her back. Spread the word that she can be bought for $10. The local guys will be glad to know this. >_>

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BallinJ 0

ydi for ten dollars being worth more than u.

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kerrygirl 13

dad tried to get me to break up with mine for a holiday and a puppy......

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Intoxicunt 5

A holiday AND a puppy? Either your dad is generous, or you were with a really bad guy. Oh man, this is giving me ideas. My mom used to just make me break up with them, but I'm 18 now. I can get some serious bribes. >:)

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kerrygirl 13

haha nah still with him.....that was like a year ago......3 year anniversary this wknd! although a puppy wud have been nice......

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Intoxicunt 5

"Moooooom." "Yes?" "I'm dating a murderer. Can I have a dog?" Other person (I'm too lazy to scroll), congratulations! I'm happy for you guys. I just hope your dad is too. It's awful when parents hate their kids' significant others. :/

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Obviously she wasn't that into you if all it takes for her to get rid of you is $10. Find someone who actually values you!

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theBIGgamble 0

yeah that's the answer...pay her to stay with you..cause that doesn't make you more pathetic then you already are for getting rejected for 10$

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hiimeugene 0

You know, not everyone is all about sex. Spoken like a true *****!

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mR_StAtiiC 0

Ydi for going out with a girl desperate for money. who knows what else she's done while going out with you to get some cash. :)

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jordan75_fml 0

10$!! either ur gf was stupid or she was gunna break up with you any way either way ur life sux srry!

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