By Merdoc - 03/02/2009 17:22 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend's guinea pig managed to go down her shirt. I have been dating her for 3 weeks and I haven't even kissed her yet. FML
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l33tm0nk3y 0

All you people making fun of the OP for not kissing this girl despite having dated for 3 weeks...you're really the most immature ones here. If you think the physical stuff is what matters in a relationship, I'd love to see how your marriages work out. You want to know why so many marriages fail these days? Because so many people try to build them on a foundation of superficial infatuation and physical "intimacy," rather than a deeper emotional and psychological connection. Seriously, quit acting like hormone-flooded 15-year-olds and grow up. That being said...how exactly is this an FML? Okay, so the guinea pig went down her shirt...so what? Animals do stuff like that. I fail to see how this is a bad thing for you, nor how exactly it relates to the fact of dating for 3 weeks without kissing.

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ChaosChild 0

Really? Are you jealous of a creature with a 3-5 year life span that eats its young? Really dude if you want to kiss her then kiss her, start with her cheek if you're that nervous.

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Mushroomtipbob 5

ive been dating my girl for 38 mins and she hasnt even givin me a bj yet!! like wtf!!!

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jennlody 28

I didn't kiss my boyfriend for 4 months.. then we kissed awkwardly twice and didn't kiss again for 2 more months. Then again we are in a long distance relationship so it makes sense. I'm actually glad we got the chance to just fall in love with each other emotionally and personally, and then fell in love all over again physically ?

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bonermonkey 31

This FML is old, but anyway... we did not kiss for 2 weeks, and even then they were just polite kisses that were ok in public. We didn't kiss "with tongues" or anything like that for a year. We just had our 7 years anniversary (and we do a whole lot more than kissing these days...). Point being, if you enjoy the time you spend together, then it's working. That intimiacy isn't moving very quickly doesn't mean it isn't working, how you *feel* about her is the best indicator. Enjoy the time you spend together and stuff will come in its own time, be that sooner or later! I would add we were 12 then and 19 now.

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hellofml3739 5

You feel bad about that? Currently dating this girl for 9 months, haven't even held her hand yet. Barely talk to her besides online.

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Lifefail887 13

Three weeks is a short time, I didn't kiss my BF after the three months

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sharond23 10

Are you friggin kidding me? you're jealous of a freaking pig? you are pathetic

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lucasj23 11

I'm guessing because you're an idiot. and jealous of a pig??

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randybryant799 20

You're jealous of a guinea pig??

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wrenavery90 12

Geez I sure hope you're kidding about being upset.

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