By Merdoc - 03/02/2009 17:22 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend's guinea pig managed to go down her shirt. I have been dating her for 3 weeks and I haven't even kissed her yet. FML
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l33tm0nk3y 0

All you people making fun of the OP for not kissing this girl despite having dated for 3 weeks...you're really the most immature ones here. If you think the physical stuff is what matters in a relationship, I'd love to see how your marriages work out. You want to know why so many marriages fail these days? Because so many people try to build them on a foundation of superficial infatuation and physical "intimacy," rather than a deeper emotional and psychological connection. Seriously, quit acting like hormone-flooded 15-year-olds and grow up. That being said...how exactly is this an FML? Okay, so the guinea pig went down her shirt...so what? Animals do stuff like that. I fail to see how this is a bad thing for you, nor how exactly it relates to the fact of dating for 3 weeks without kissing.

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ChaosChild 0

Really? Are you jealous of a creature with a 3-5 year life span that eats its young? Really dude if you want to kiss her then kiss her, start with her cheek if you're that nervous.

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thinkinghurtzzz 0

3 weeks and no kiss? wow your life doesnt suck YOU suck... o.o

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D_K_R_dkrdkrdkr 0

hahaahah woww. im only 13 and i kissed my boyfriend the day after he asked me out.

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michelleJ11 25

That's something to be proud of? A way to fit the stereotype of kids these days...

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alitairi 18

I can see someone getting knocked up in high school~

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Sterling 0

Does your guinea pig own a pimp cane?

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mattyjsando 0

haha that would be so badass

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justthis1girl 0

Lol, much sympathy. No worries though. From observing various friends' relationships, I would say that the best and longest lasting are usually the slowest starting. There's nothing wrong with getting to know someone before things get physical. Hope things are going better now!

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fallchild007 0

#23!!!! Thank you for making sense. You are amazing.

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angryFetus 0

its okay because atleast you know she is going out w/ you for the way you think :)

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SgtSchadenfreude 0

#23: You took the words right out of my mouth. This goes against every stereotype of American males, but I cannot imagine giving that part of myself to a woman without first coming to love and respect her as a person. There's absolutely nothing wrong with physical intimacy, but build emotional rapport first; if it's a serious relationship, the progression from best friend to lover will happen naturally, but it very rarely happens the other way around.

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x_eyebrows 0

How is this an FML moment? If you want to kiss her, just kiss her and quit bitching about it online.

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