By Robert - 28/12/2017 01:30

Today, my girlfriend's mother invited me to her 18th birthday. She lied about her age. I have been screwing a minor for 2 years. FML
I agree, your life sucks 6 770
You deserved it 2 096

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Probably something you should be keeping to yourself.

What if she is actually 21, and the mother is playing a practical joke, and you show up all like, "Oh my god happy 18th Birthday!" Then you would look even more hilarious. You sick ****** you.

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Don't worry. Most states require to only ask. If the chick lies about how old she is, you're off the hook.

pacman490 21

Your life sucks but uh....go ahead and have a seat right over there anyway

well if you pick her up from school everyday, couldn't you of put 2 and 2 together?

The way you posted that made it sound like the mother was 18.

Wintermelons 19

Oooo, im not sure how I feel about that

awesomebuttcherry 7

Should not be telling that to people online dude.

Serpent20601 9