Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not...

By Keith walk - 12/02/2011 05:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML

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By sometingwong - 01/12/2011 20:32 - United States

Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By FML - 12/08/2010 16:19 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 06:35 - United States

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML

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Parental advice

By ifeeldirty - 27/10/2011 12:22 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML

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By topfisherman - 05/02/2010 20:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML

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By Creepedout - 25/06/2013 01:27 - United States - Clearwater

Today, I walked in on my dad's poker game. He didn't know I was there, and was telling his friends what he would do to my girlfriend if I wasn't dating her. FML

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Very very frightening

By graham - 11/01/2020 14:00

Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML

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Excuse me

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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By meeranda - 01/01/2010 05:07 - France

Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML

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killerpenguin4 9

Saturday 12 February 2011 16:00

just tell him it was pitching practice

Caz_the_Spaz 6

Saturday 12 February 2011 16:17

Well, having sex with your coach's daughter wasn't a good idea in the first place.

Comments

monster5rawr 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:24

you better be the all star player or you're ****** as a person not sex wise

player11 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 3:13

you could skip monday and go tuesday

robc32ca 4

Sunday 13 February 2011 3:56

um, no you won't... I think you're off the team...

sports575 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 6:17

that's why you don't **** the coaches daughter

thebeast45132 5

Sunday 13 February 2011 4:05

ydi for screwing your coaches daughter in his house

MidgetTickler 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 4:57

First jk. Im not gay.

1greatsk8er 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 6:58

looks like the coach will be the only one hitting any balls ;P 1. never do it when the parents are around 2. lock all doors 3. do it with your clothes on. lol jk bout the last one bro FYL

rpace35 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 7:23

he is going to run your butt into the ground...

meintx 9

Sunday 13 February 2011 14:29

Lucky he didn't go all batting practice on you. But that's funny as hell making you leave without your clothes on. Or were you so scared you ran out without them? Lol