By FreshDonuts - 28/02/2015 05:03 - United States - Antioch

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend said she was going to start appreciating the little things in life. She's starting with my penis. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 332
You deserved it 6 277
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

FreshToDeathEf 12

Tell her you're going to start appreciating the little things in life starting with her ****.

313 17
toongler 23

oooh that's rough OP. I'm sorry, but hey at least she's appreciating it!!!!

178 7

Comments

joelp232 17

u should be fine as long as you know how to work it

16 2
ItsDutch 16

Not quite sure how my comment ended up here

1 4
1PersonIsMyWorld 22

45 how'd you get the nickname

1 10
myind_yabiness 13

Compared to other FMLs this just sounds like a small problem.

53 4
1PersonIsMyWorld 22

humorously harsh lol

4 9
pimpmilk69 18

that's when you say "call it a dicktac and your breath will never be fresher."

38 3
Gillett 23

Awwwwww. That was funny. Gotta use that one on some random people.

2 7
ProfessorMctitie 20

Start appreciating the big things, her ******

41 5
victorvldv 8

Ouch. I actually don't have any advice for this ...sorry OP

4 24
kingsabbo 10

Hey man it's all about the motion in the ocean. Time to make her start appreciating the skills

13 3
1PersonIsMyWorld 22

says the person with a 7 inch pic lol

21 3
TheSpektyr 7

Tell her to appreciate "deez nuts" while she's at it.

13 3