By FreshDonuts - 28/02/2015 05:03 - United States - Antioch

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Today, my girlfriend said she was going to start appreciating the little things in life. She's starting with my penis. FML
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FreshToDeathEf 12

Tell her you're going to start appreciating the little things in life starting with her ****.

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toongler 23

oooh that's rough OP. I'm sorry, but hey at least she's appreciating it!!!!

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bobsanction 18

Doesn't matter, had sex. But seriously, if you're getting laid, why give a damn about the size of your dick?

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Look at it this way: you have one more person appreciating your penis than I do... You're winning, if we do the math correctly.

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Gauzy21 12

Well at least she will be paying attention to it :)

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Vestin 18

Cram it down her throat. If she doesn't mind - great. If she does, it's evidently not THAT small. Win-win.

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collinchildress 12

Ain't the size of the hammer. It's how hard you hit the nail with it

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Korpz13 16

Small world problems.

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barneyisawesome_fml 9

Great things come in little packages, am I right?

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zenrael 21

That's a big statement. Hopefully she can keep it up. ;)

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