By SwAGkiLlS - 15/07/2012 15:12 - United States - Milwaukee

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Today, my girlfriend said that we should try something new. I got excited because I thought it would be about sex. Nope, she wanted me to start speaking with animal noises so we could build up a secret language. FML
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mbusey 20

That's cool! Now you can tell her secretly when you want sex

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trippythehippy 6

Tell her you want to RAWR her meow

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insertnameherr 11

Your girlfriend's awesome.

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akallaan 7

Learn how to ask for sex in that made up language. Win win.

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doglover569 0

Okay now that is kind of disturbing.. Could make for some kinky sex though if you ever get there ;)

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doglover569 0

Just realized I am number 16 and I turned 16 today!! Haha

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mrsquiggles6900 5

Fetch? No. That word is not in...

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jordantiner 0

Eeek.. You need to rethink who you're interested in bro..

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hockeyoceancity 13

Or maybe you should expand your taste in girls?

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

My boyfriend and I took an "Elvish 101" class to learn Tolkien's language... No, not really. But I wish ;)

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Sinamoi 18

I'm more partial to Dwarven myself. Nothing like the language of short, heavily bearded men to make you feel alive in the bedroom.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

"The Dwarf breathes so loudly we could have shot him in the dark..." Thought this was relevant XD

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Sinamoi 18

Oh God the mental images.

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ItsTheKing 10

Imagine speaking this language in public. You would seem like you're insane and/or watching too much Animal Planet. But that's worth them not understanding what you're saying right?

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anarchistpunk 3

No it's not. I'd personally rather do something cool like that with my girlfriend before having sex. It can show you're comfortable with each other. OP has nothing to complain about.

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BryanThaMan 14

Time to ditch crazy lady... plenty of other normal fish in the sea!

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jazziness 12

Normal is boring!!

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xmaximusx 12

In bed maybe but it does wonders for your mental health and financial wellbeing

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animal50199 10

Have you ever been out in the real world? No one is normal! No matter how much you think your normal it just proves that your more insane and that your lying to yourself!

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Leslier_fml 4

Maybe this is her secret way to let you know you need to take her out more.

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