By SwAGkiLlS - 15/07/2012 15:12 - United States - Milwaukee

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend said that we should try something new. I got excited because I thought it would be about sex. Nope, she wanted me to start speaking with animal noises so we could build up a secret language. FML
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mbusey 20

That's cool! Now you can tell her secretly when you want sex

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trippythehippy 6

Tell her you want to RAWR her meow

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unknown_user5566 26

If OP's first thought way "ooh, we get to spice up our sex life!", I hope with every fiber in my body that she is NOT 12.

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StayClassyLassy 6

Op's name sounds like he would be 12.

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stealman 3

Ha! Now u can talk dirty with her while u having dinner with her parents

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pmadNess 16

And then they have her committed before dessert!?!

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perdix 29

Tell her to bend over and squeal like a piggy.

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unknown_user5566 26

That's right OP, she wants you to bark orders at her. Surely it will end with both of you purring like cats. ;)

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perdix 29

They could imitate camel sounds and then begin humping. Dolphin clicks could suggest using the blowhole. I could practically write the Rosetta Stone course for this couple!

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hahasooo 2

Typical men, thinking about sex right away. haha!

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linkinpark98 23

I like the way your girlfriend thinks. I should try this too! :D *tries to purr like a cat*

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linkinpark98 23

Are you and number 56 currently talking in said made-up language? Come on guys! I wanna know!

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StaminPrimer 0

perhaps its her idea of foreplay. I mean shit, whine like a puppy and do it till she figures out what it means. If she can`t then she is a stupid bitch

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iHeartRKO 5

I guess this only happens in Wisconsin.. I know cause I live here too..

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perdix 29

Ya, hey! Me, too! Since it's America's Dairyland, he'd probably feed her a line of cheesy bullshit and she'd become udderly horny!

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Elliot_Holland 1

I will take your girlfriend if she's too big of a problem.

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