By SwAGkiLlS - 15/07/2012 15:12 - United States - Milwaukee

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Today, my girlfriend said that we should try something new. I got excited because I thought it would be about sex. Nope, she wanted me to start speaking with animal noises so we could build up a secret language. FML
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mbusey 20

That's cool! Now you can tell her secretly when you want sex

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trippythehippy 6

Tell her you want to RAWR her meow

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gemsweater 4

This is not a fml. She seems awesome!

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uhnevermind 24

YDI for not seeing how awesome your girlfriend is.

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Locoluis 15

Agreed. The OP seems to care about nothing but sex, and thus unable to stand himself to the intellectual level of his GF.

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Quikraptor 8

... That is far from intellectual. That is absolutely retarded. I love a good time, and love playing the dumb card, or trolling. But come on, really? Not only will it make you look and sound like a bloody idiot, but it will probably make people avoid you. Also, you know nothing about OP. It could be he was just in the mood. Moron.

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Locoluis 15

You don't get it either. Whatever. We cloudcuckoolanders never get any respect from muggles like you.

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mowmowlife 21

You can snort, oink and squeal when you guys are going at it XD

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deransc 19

Don't depend on the gf to come up with new things to do in the bedroom - just do them.

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ahabsfan 14

Bark like a dog and see if she turns around for doggy style. Saves you from begging.

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Eiregal2 10

I made up my own language sometime back in October when I worked in a horror house.I was dressed up like the dummy from saw and decided my character,who is named Daisy,should have a very strange language.remember in the Santa clause movies hoe the reindeer spoke to Santa? ya that's her voice. I worked as this four hours each day for a month,in the end everyone understood Daisy talk lol

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SimplyEerb 3

Secret languages will become important during the zombie apocalypse so...

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TheJester12 15

ask her for sex in the secret language , clearly the rose and chocolate combo wasn't enough. She is testing just how far you'll go to get it in. Bark twice for a blumpkin ;)

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