By SwAGkiLlS - 15/07/2012 15:12 - United States - Milwaukee

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Today, my girlfriend said that we should try something new. I got excited because I thought it would be about sex. Nope, she wanted me to start speaking with animal noises so we could build up a secret language. FML
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mbusey 20

That's cool! Now you can tell her secretly when you want sex

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trippythehippy 6

Tell her you want to RAWR her meow

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afropuffjake 9

Go find the girl who has a fully grown boyfriend making dinosaur noises... And then two perfect matches!!

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Akerra89 14

Well stop thinking about sex so much and concentrate on your relationship.

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SwaggCapone 11

Have sex doggy style and start panting heavily

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JBMcC 7

That's a pretty cool girlfriend if you ask me.

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EpicFail1520 16

If she wants to speak in animal noises, she's too young for you bro.

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Quikraptor 8

FYL OP. And don't mind the morons here telling you to stop being "one horny motherclucker." Neckbeards don't often know how a relationship works.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Heeee haaaawww.

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StrangeDuckling 9

That's actually really cool on her part! On your's, not so much...

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