Love: Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering...

By Anonymous - 31/03/2011 21:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML

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You deserved it 5 086

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By clingmaster - 09/09/2009 08:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me. Two weeks ago she complained that I didn't act like I really loved her. I then became more involved and caring just for her to show my love. The reason she broke up with me? Because I was "suffocating her with clinginess." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 818

You deserved it 4 672

By cj123 - 23/12/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML

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You deserved it 5 484

By Anonymous - 24/03/2014 20:28 - United States - Galesburg

Today, my clingy girlfriend refused to leave me alone long enough for me to read an article about dealing with clingy girlfriends. FML

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You deserved it 6 564

By hopeless - 14/02/2015 20:04 - Canada - Halifax

Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 757

You deserved it 2 891

By I wasn't being clingy geez - 23/10/2016 17:18 - United States - Anchorage

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being "too clingy". I haven't seen her in over 3 weeks and texted her first once. Guess that's still too much for her. FML

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You deserved it 838

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 885

You deserved it 8 116

Check yourself before you wreck yourself

By Anonymous - 12/04/2021 02:00

Today, I dumped my girlfriend because she frequently wouldn't answer my texts or phone calls, and not call or message back for days. I felt that bringing it up made me a control freak. I couldn't take it anymore. FML

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You deserved it 333

By Anonymous - 17/01/2015 19:00 - United States - Bowler

Today, my girlfriend asked me not to love her so much, so she doesn't have to try so hard to match my love for her. What the fuck? FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 355

You deserved it 9 298

By jonnah - 05/03/2010 13:06 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 683

You deserved it 5 293

By they've been broken up for a year. - 19/11/2012 07:13 - United States - Dallas

Today, my girlfriend of 6 months yelled at me for not comforting her while she was crying because her ex got a new girlfriend, and "it's just not fair." FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 010

You deserved it 2 644

azhigatex 0

Friday 1 April 2011 1:06

Damned if you do, damned if you don't...

MrCoolPants 7

Friday 1 April 2011 1:07

well she's got problems

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BlondiieBabe 0

Friday 1 April 2011 1:43

What that is kinda pathedic.

jess6blondie9 2

Friday 1 April 2011 1:50

No.... Women are crazy! :)

Michele2luv 8

Friday 1 April 2011 1:51

well he said 10 out of 12 to me those are generous numbers lol

Michele2luv 8

Friday 1 April 2011 1:52

haha I'm dumb. I jus reread it

brokenhelix 4

Friday 1 April 2011 1:55

RUN!!!

Skatejock21 0

Friday 1 April 2011 1:55

Dump That Bitch!

CardMaster1992 0

Friday 1 April 2011 1:57

^ "12 out of 10" if you still think it's generous.

meownow 0

Friday 1 April 2011 1:58

i hate when people can't make up their minds. damn, dump her if she keeps up with this unappreciative shit

joe_says_so 0

Friday 1 April 2011 2:04

your all idiots! one says 12 out of 10 trying to be funny and the other one can't read so says 10 out of 12 is generous.

chester75 5

Friday 1 April 2011 2:05

its a joke,you can't obviously 12 out of 10 it's impossible. so calm down

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Today, I got home from visiting my long-distance girlfriend. I spent $366 to get a plane ticket to visit her for the week. The day after I arrived there, she broke up with me and I had to buy a ticket for an earlier flight home. With fees and penalties, I paid around $550 to be broken up with. FML

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Today, I was at the gym on the elliptical. Feeling proud of myself for finishing a very intense workout, I looked to my left to see that the maintenance guy fixing the machine next to me had burned more calories testing the machine than I did during my entire workout. FML

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Today, my mother topped someone's story of their child's problems by saying I'm on drugs. This resulted in people showing up to stage an intervention for me. She made the whole thing up and I've never used drugs, but no one believes me. FML

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Today, I had a dream where I was imagining myself hooking up with a really hot girl. Not a sex dream. A dream where I was sitting in a room alone and imagining myself hooking up with this really hot girl. Even in my dreams I can only imagine. FML

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Today, while preparing the house for company, I got a call that my sister had a heart attack and died. My wife's response? "Great! Now you're going to be no help to me at all!" FML

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You deserved it 2 705

Today, I learned how it feels when you fall off a second floor balcony with mom's flower pot then landing on your back. My mom got pissed because of her beloved flowers, and gave me a lecture while I rolled on the ground in pain. FML

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You deserved it 280

Today, I opened my fridge. It's entire contents: half a takeaway meal and 4 bottles of wine. FML

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female co-workers his dick, by emailing them pictures of it. I found out when he included my email address in with theirs. FML

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You deserved it 3 081

Same thing different taste

Smothered

Check yourself before you wreck yourself

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