Love: Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering...

By Anonymous - 31/03/2011 21:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML

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By clingmaster - 09/09/2009 08:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me. Two weeks ago she complained that I didn't act like I really loved her. I then became more involved and caring just for her to show my love. The reason she broke up with me? Because I was "suffocating her with clinginess." FML

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You deserved it 4 672

By cj123 - 23/12/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML

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You deserved it 5 484

By Anonymous - 24/03/2014 20:28 - United States - Galesburg

Today, my clingy girlfriend refused to leave me alone long enough for me to read an article about dealing with clingy girlfriends. FML

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You deserved it 6 564

By hopeless - 14/02/2015 20:04 - Canada - Halifax

Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML

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You deserved it 2 891

By I wasn't being clingy geez - 23/10/2016 17:18 - United States - Anchorage

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being "too clingy". I haven't seen her in over 3 weeks and texted her first once. Guess that's still too much for her. FML

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You deserved it 838

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 8 116

Check yourself before you wreck yourself

By Anonymous - 12/04/2021 02:00

Today, I dumped my girlfriend because she frequently wouldn't answer my texts or phone calls, and not call or message back for days. I felt that bringing it up made me a control freak. I couldn't take it anymore. FML

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You deserved it 333

By Anonymous - 17/01/2015 19:00 - United States - Bowler

Today, my girlfriend asked me not to love her so much, so she doesn't have to try so hard to match my love for her. What the fuck? FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 355

You deserved it 9 298

By jonnah - 05/03/2010 13:06 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML

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You deserved it 5 293

By they've been broken up for a year. - 19/11/2012 07:13 - United States - Dallas

Today, my girlfriend of 6 months yelled at me for not comforting her while she was crying because her ex got a new girlfriend, and "it's just not fair." FML

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You deserved it 2 644

azhigatex 0

Friday 1 April 2011 1:06

Damned if you do, damned if you don't...

MrCoolPants 7

Friday 1 April 2011 1:07

well she's got problems

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sculp91 0

Friday 1 April 2011 2:08

that's called bi polar

forthepainx3 0

Friday 1 April 2011 6:00

no it's not. you're retarded.

MyMuse7 0

Friday 1 April 2011 2:10

you probably went to both extremes. find the median, if not, dump her.

thegr8destroyer 0

Friday 1 April 2011 2:10

that why us lesbos have the greatest sex ever!

mintcar 9

Friday 1 April 2011 2:12

You got 99 problems and they're all her.

Petunia888 13

Wednesday 6 April 2011 7:10

lmao!

FMLsOhilarious 6

Friday 1 April 2011 2:13

You should dump her. She isn't gonna be happy no matter what.

jorrrk 0

Friday 1 April 2011 2:14

thats because women r crazy

tulsafml 0

Friday 1 April 2011 2:17

Mudda fucka! it is possible!! Bitch!!

kennababy 0

Friday 1 April 2011 2:21

wow crazy girlfriend much??

kykyshay 0

Friday 1 April 2011 2:22

what an annoying gf.

Namenlos_fml 20

Friday 1 April 2011 2:25

Just like a woman....

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Today, a customer started a conversation by telling me how smart he'd heard I am, and finished it by explaining his theory that only smart people commit suicide. He then gave me a knowing look and said, "Just something I thought you should think about," and left without buying anything. FML

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Today, I'm planning a long awaited trip to Australia to see family I haven't seen since before the pandemic. I use CBD for pain, and everything I've read contradicts itself. I have no idea if I can take it with me, buy it there, or have to get a prescription or whatever. I guess I'm going to be in pain the whole time. FML

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Today, I fell going down the stairs and hit my head on the wall. My parents came frantically running to my side, but only to make sure I hadn't damaged the wall. FML

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Today, I accidentally bought chicken fingers. I couldn't even make it two days as a vegetarian. FML

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