Love: Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering...

By Anonymous - 31/03/2011 21:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML

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By clingmaster - 09/09/2009 08:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me. Two weeks ago she complained that I didn't act like I really loved her. I then became more involved and caring just for her to show my love. The reason she broke up with me? Because I was "suffocating her with clinginess." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 818

You deserved it 4 672

By cj123 - 23/12/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML

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You deserved it 5 484

By Anonymous - 24/03/2014 20:28 - United States - Galesburg

Today, my clingy girlfriend refused to leave me alone long enough for me to read an article about dealing with clingy girlfriends. FML

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You deserved it 6 564

By hopeless - 14/02/2015 20:04 - Canada - Halifax

Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 757

You deserved it 2 891

By I wasn't being clingy geez - 23/10/2016 17:18 - United States - Anchorage

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being "too clingy". I haven't seen her in over 3 weeks and texted her first once. Guess that's still too much for her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 291

You deserved it 838

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 885

You deserved it 8 116

Check yourself before you wreck yourself

By Anonymous - 12/04/2021 02:00

Today, I dumped my girlfriend because she frequently wouldn't answer my texts or phone calls, and not call or message back for days. I felt that bringing it up made me a control freak. I couldn't take it anymore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 265

You deserved it 333

By Anonymous - 17/01/2015 19:00 - United States - Bowler

Today, my girlfriend asked me not to love her so much, so she doesn't have to try so hard to match my love for her. What the fuck? FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 355

You deserved it 9 298

By jonnah - 05/03/2010 13:06 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 683

You deserved it 5 293

By they've been broken up for a year. - 19/11/2012 07:13 - United States - Dallas

Today, my girlfriend of 6 months yelled at me for not comforting her while she was crying because her ex got a new girlfriend, and "it's just not fair." FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 010

You deserved it 2 644

azhigatex 0

Friday 1 April 2011 1:06

Damned if you do, damned if you don't...

MrCoolPants 7

Friday 1 April 2011 1:07

well she's got problems

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Kilroy15 0

Friday 1 April 2011 3:44

that's racist.

marnold7 0

Friday 1 April 2011 3:51

run away, she isn't a keeper

kaykay9080 5

Friday 1 April 2011 3:54

Haha ydi

Autoshot 9

Friday 1 April 2011 6:42

What's under that mask you're wearing?

Carbonite2010 0

Friday 1 April 2011 11:28

lol!! probably another mask :p

abasio 1

Friday 1 April 2011 3:54

Do you take advice to extremes by any chance?

dansco 24

Friday 1 April 2011 3:59

She's a headcase! Either tell her to shut up or run, fast!

xDancer101x 0

Friday 1 April 2011 4:04

love her or hate her...in this case it's hate

jess6blondie9 2

Friday 1 April 2011 4:07

Winning!^

TheDrifter 23

Friday 1 April 2011 4:12

Of course 12 out of 10 is possible. Some of them are just double crazy.

you_failed 15

Friday 1 April 2011 4:22

Naaah. More like bi-winning! :D

kristledaigle 0

Friday 1 April 2011 4:22

can we say bipolar

OCDC 9

Friday 1 April 2011 4:36

No, you can't. It's in the Worldwide List of Unacceptable Words. These include Rebecca, Black, and Friday.

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Today, I annoyed my friend by texting him "Meow" over and over at random times of the day because when he's drunk he meows in his sleep. Apparently a great way to get back at me was to tell my parents I wasn't a virgin, and that I got high on Wednesday. He had pictures to prove it for both. FML

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You deserved it 68 713

Today, someone burgled my hotel room. As always, I had locked my passport, extra cash, and other valuables in the closet safe, so I thought the losses would be superficial. What a discovery that the safe hadn't been fastened to the closet shelf, so the thief just picked it up and took it home. FML

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You deserved it 3 102

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Today, my ex decided he wanted to start calling me "Pup." I jokingly said, "Please! Call me anything but that! Sausage face even! Just anything but that!" Later, we went bowling with a large group of friends. He put my name in the board as "Sausage Face." Everyone agreed it will be my new name. FML

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You deserved it 42 911

Today, my father was watching the story on the TV news of a girl who was killed by an Uber driver when trying to return home. The only thing he said was, "Serves her well for being a slut." I have two younger sisters and one among them had a miscarriage after her abusive ex-boyfriend raped her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 608

You deserved it 135

Today, my boyfriend and I were out to eat. The waiter came and asked what we wanted. My boyfriend said he wanted a cheeseburger and I told the waiter I'd have the same. My boyfriend looked at me and said, "Are you sure you don't want a salad?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 765

You deserved it 8 263

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 3 years. She responded by drinking all the alcohol in sight, falling unconscious and pissing herself. Six hours later, she said that I was too immature and that's why it would never work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 130

You deserved it 1 866

Today, I was woken up by my sister and her husband pretending to make moaning sounds in the room next to mine. I began to make moaning sounds as well to fight back. It turns out the "moaning" was actually their dogs snoring down stairs. Breakfast was awkward. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 144

You deserved it 39 122

Today, I had a presentation for my university class. The bus was 5 minutes late, and I ended up getting to class right on time. As I took a seat, my group was asked to present. I panicked and totally bombed my presentation. FML

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You deserved it 549

Same thing different taste

Smothered

Check yourself before you wreck yourself

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