Love: Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering...

By Anonymous - 31/03/2011 21:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML

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You deserved it 5 086

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By clingmaster - 09/09/2009 08:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me. Two weeks ago she complained that I didn't act like I really loved her. I then became more involved and caring just for her to show my love. The reason she broke up with me? Because I was "suffocating her with clinginess." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 818

You deserved it 4 672

By cj123 - 23/12/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 507

You deserved it 5 484

By Anonymous - 24/03/2014 20:28 - United States - Galesburg

Today, my clingy girlfriend refused to leave me alone long enough for me to read an article about dealing with clingy girlfriends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 134

You deserved it 6 564

By hopeless - 14/02/2015 20:04 - Canada - Halifax

Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 757

You deserved it 2 891

By I wasn't being clingy geez - 23/10/2016 17:18 - United States - Anchorage

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being "too clingy". I haven't seen her in over 3 weeks and texted her first once. Guess that's still too much for her. FML

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You deserved it 838

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 885

You deserved it 8 116

Check yourself before you wreck yourself

By Anonymous - 12/04/2021 02:00

Today, I dumped my girlfriend because she frequently wouldn't answer my texts or phone calls, and not call or message back for days. I felt that bringing it up made me a control freak. I couldn't take it anymore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 265

You deserved it 333

By Anonymous - 17/01/2015 19:00 - United States - Bowler

Today, my girlfriend asked me not to love her so much, so she doesn't have to try so hard to match my love for her. What the fuck? FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 355

You deserved it 9 298

By jonnah - 05/03/2010 13:06 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 683

You deserved it 5 293

By they've been broken up for a year. - 19/11/2012 07:13 - United States - Dallas

Today, my girlfriend of 6 months yelled at me for not comforting her while she was crying because her ex got a new girlfriend, and "it's just not fair." FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 010

You deserved it 2 644

azhigatex 0

Friday 1 April 2011 1:06

Damned if you do, damned if you don't...

MrCoolPants 7

Friday 1 April 2011 1:07

well she's got problems

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Lehk 9

Friday 1 April 2011 6:13

drop that drama queen

kapyster 0

Friday 1 April 2011 6:30

get out of that relationship quickly, it will only get worse. good luck :)

madmansoup 3

Friday 1 April 2011 6:36

anything that bleeds for a week without dying have come straight from the devil himself!

ridaq 0

Friday 1 April 2011 6:40

hey

ronettacheryll_fml 0

Friday 1 April 2011 7:05

yeah...she is the issue, then. be yourself and see how that goes :-

heydere 0

Friday 1 April 2011 7:10

she's conflicted...

ccano28 0

Friday 1 April 2011 8:04

tell her to make up her mind n that u don't need her stuff

stewpididiot 11

Friday 1 April 2011 8:48

HA !! Women: They don't burp & they don't fart. if they didn't bitch they'd blow up !

funktown 2

Friday 1 April 2011 10:43

26, u got shut down by someone with the same equipment as u, enough said. 32, respect.

kellansmom 0

Friday 1 April 2011 11:23

I'm wondering....is she pregnant??

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