By bootyislife - 03/02/2015 04:36 - United States - Seattle

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to give me a naked massage. She straddled my back and started rubbing, then she sneezed and peed on me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 261
You deserved it 4 987

Same thing different taste

Comments

icepick23 12

Don't be a baby--she is likely much more embarrassed than you are & deserves a guy who wouldn't out her publicly. Just saying...

Some people pay good money for that lol

Well put it this way, at least now you know she's into "water sports"

doglady 16

Well, if you're into golden showers...