By waj9876 - 09/09/2011 00:34 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, and is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us." I've been pushed down and forcefully kissed ten times now. All because she saw a pic online of me kissing a girl. It was her. FML
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TheAngryKitten 0

I believe, good sir, that you should shut up and enjoy it.

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RawrNom 0

LOL! you should be glad for the kisses.

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stroudie94 9

Don't complain you lucky bastard! Kiss back!

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maskedman 9

Kisses aren't lucky. ******** are lucky. Kisses are still cool though.

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Cynical_in_SK 6

There are certain warning signs that indicate when it's time to end a relationship. Or in your case...run screaming. This is one of those signs. Hope she isn't as psycho as your FML suggests...cause she'll probably stalk you. Have fun.

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KushTaeKush 0

Your with a bimbo!! Who doesn't know what they look like?

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muchagente 5

but then... they don't see themselves on photos much, do they?

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Cazzybum 11

18 is right, evens chimps recognise their own reflection. If she doesn't recognise a picture of herself she's a retard, get out of there OP.

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newmandotcom 6

You're complaining because your girl is kissing you? YDI if you are weak enough that she can push you down

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mattdm91 0

I'd let a girl push me down if she's going to kiss me that's great stuff

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chick011 0

How is that bad? Be happy she's giving you attention.

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T552 12

I'm surprised she didn't dump you on the spot if she thought you were cheating. Hey at least you know she wants you eh?

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