By waj9876 - 09/09/2011 00:34 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, and is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us." I've been pushed down and forcefully kissed ten times now. All because she saw a pic online of me kissing a girl. It was her. FML
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TheAngryKitten 0

I believe, good sir, that you should shut up and enjoy it.

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RawrNom 0

LOL! you should be glad for the kisses.

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Comments

immortal628 20

I'm not seeing the problem here. Let her compete with herself and YOU win!

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hyden121 2

Use it to your advantage... Nothing wrong with a little self competition....

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Feverrotes 15

In all honesty, I want your girl. Out to prove her stand with her body instead of just dumping you on the spot. I don't commemorate cheating of any form or in any way but i have to admit, she is every man's dream. This should be a MLIA. FML? What the F are you smoking?

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DamnSmooth 0

I like the part where everyone commenting suggests you 'enjoy the kisses', instead of focusing on the fact that you are dating a bonified retard who is jealous of herself & still has not caught on to it.

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greatness101 0

This. Either she's crazy or the story is fabricated.

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pjdiaz 0

Why are u complaining?

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taliax101 8

yeah, why are you complaining?! enjoy it!

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GoodLookingGeese 10

I don't get it - it's a win-win situation and your still complaining, gees..

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my2centsworth 15

Just go with it.

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denvan 0

You're getting action quit complaining give and receive

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