By waj9876 - 09/09/2011 00:34 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, and is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us." I've been pushed down and forcefully kissed ten times now. All because she saw a pic online of me kissing a girl. It was her. FML
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TheAngryKitten 0

I believe, good sir, that you should shut up and enjoy it.

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RawrNom 0

LOL! you should be glad for the kisses.

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Comments

mnsnwnd 3

Really? Being held down by your gf and kissed is a problem? I love it when my gf does things like that....Or is she an awful kisser?

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fthku 13

Are you SERIOUSLY missing the point here?

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Levvy 22

No, the problem is he's dating a psychotic with less intelligence than a budgerigar.

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Levvy 22

Because even domestic finches can recognize their own images and his girlfriend can't.

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loserman67 35

Bro, number one - she's obviously devoted to you - I see no problem there - number two - this kind of activity can only lead to things like spontanious blow jobs - no problem there - UNLESS, she's so devoted that you find a rabbit boiling on the stove one day - now there's a problem. But for the time being - GO WITH IT BRO!!!

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immibis 5

I read that as "any other ****" instead of "that other ****". totally changes the meaning, lol

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SadinSherman 16

She didn't recognize a picture of herself,that's odd

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REGGIEstration 4

I wish I could like this comment, too bad I'm on my mobile :-( still, good call :-)

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