By waj9876 - 09/09/2011 00:34 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, and is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us." I've been pushed down and forcefully kissed ten times now. All because she saw a pic online of me kissing a girl. It was her. FML
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TheAngryKitten 0

I believe, good sir, that you should shut up and enjoy it.

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RawrNom 0

LOL! you should be glad for the kisses.

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bubo_fml 10

FYL?!? U get carte blanc 4 sex & U whine about it?!? Send her to me & I guarantee she won't be jealous of you anymore!

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viciousgrin 5

OP have lots of crazy type sex then talk to her about it and let her know it was her in the pic. Win win won

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PixelNoob 11

I think he's complaining because his girlfriend is too stupid to realize that he's not cheating and doesn't have enough self-respect to think she deserves better than a cheater. Well, that last bit is hopeful thinking on my part, but the stupidity thing is rather obvious. Just because she "loves him so much" doesn't mean he is required to be happy and stay with a moron, anyway.

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Levvy 22

Don't worry. You can dump her while she's hospitalized from injuries sustained attacking her own reflection in a mirror. Again.

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Wirbelwind 2

Wtf, why is this a fml? I'd be happy instead :D

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ninjaslice 0

Y are you complaining

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sexxme 9

You should be using this to your advantage, regardless of how insane/stupid your girlfriend is. Enjoy life man.

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dylpikle 0

Y is this an fml?? This should be a mlia

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