By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 131 679
You deserved it 7 573

Same thing different taste

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ilovefmlife 0

oh #5 your a smart one nothing gets by you.

RiverRelic 0

She's telling you because you are the "sweet" guy who will now take care of her and her bastard. She puts out for tools but she'll let you get a taste now because of this accident. "You're such a sweet caring guy. I'm glad I have you around. I'll never be that stupid again." I'd say run, but chances are, if you are that guy you'll just be the sucker. Then, when you are watching the kid, she'll be letting another tool tap that.

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bosco_kk 0

Well, FHL You are not the father, you don't have the responsability.... She has a baby, she must take care of it, or if she aborts it, the memory will haunt her life. So yeah, FHL.

I'm guessing, for all the smart asses, that #5 was being sarcastic... At least she showed her tru ***** colors before you had to question if you were the father... Are u sure she was your girlfriend...or were u the other guy.. i'm just sayin... you weren't having sex...

PSYqualiac 17

Sex isn't everything. I turned down two of my ex-girlfriends for sex because I'd rather a relationship based on an emotional connection not a sexual connection.

Depending on how long you've been dating, she may not have cheated. So your life might be pretty super. Hers.. perhaps not.

This is not a FML. This is a FHL! To you, its more of a TGINM! (Thank god its not mine)

DarkMirror 0

Well...you can't knock her up twice, so I guess it would be safe to have sex with her now. Although I'm in agreement with everyone that says "dump her ass!" But #25 does make a point.

Maybe you had it without knowing? You never know what happens at a bar...

not that bad.... well depends: how long have you been together I know someone who was in the same sit. The girl swore she hadnt cheated.... turns out, it was on the good bye sex from her previous boyfriend... NOW THAT WOULD SUCK

How is babby formed? How girl get pragnent? Also, #26 is such a pro. How on earth did you determine this thing called sarcasm?