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#47, abortion isn't horrible, in my opinion, up to an extent. Once the baby has a beating heart, I wouldn't want to abort it, but until then the baby doesn't feel a thing :P But yeah, OP, that sucks if she cheated on you. But seeing as you haven't had sex yet, I'm assuming you haven't been dating long, so it could be her previous bfs? :P
This FML put me to sleep. Sooo many similar ones like this on here.
She just failed spectacularly if she was trying to convince you its yours. And I'm a nice girl!! We do exist!!! Just...tricky to find, thats all.
How is this an FML? At least it wasn't YOU that got her pregnant. I'd count that as a victory.
#51, agreed. This would be some of the best news I've ever gotten.
DTB!
Really #40? Are you homosexual? Or did you just read that wrong?
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oh #5 your a smart one nothing gets by you.
She's telling you because you are the "sweet" guy who will now take care of her and her bastard. She puts out for tools but she'll let you get a taste now because of this accident. "You're such a sweet caring guy. I'm glad I have you around. I'll never be that stupid again." I'd say run, but chances are, if you are that guy you'll just be the sucker. Then, when you are watching the kid, she'll be letting another tool tap that.