By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 131 679
You deserved it 7 573

Same thing different taste

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ilovefmlife 0

oh #5 your a smart one nothing gets by you.

RiverRelic 0

She's telling you because you are the "sweet" guy who will now take care of her and her bastard. She puts out for tools but she'll let you get a taste now because of this accident. "You're such a sweet caring guy. I'm glad I have you around. I'll never be that stupid again." I'd say run, but chances are, if you are that guy you'll just be the sucker. Then, when you are watching the kid, she'll be letting another tool tap that.

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yerrcoolx 0

holy shit that sucks. i feel bad. what did you do about it?

#47, abortion isn't horrible, in my opinion, up to an extent. Once the baby has a beating heart, I wouldn't want to abort it, but until then the baby doesn't feel a thing :P But yeah, OP, that sucks if she cheated on you. But seeing as you haven't had sex yet, I'm assuming you haven't been dating long, so it could be her previous bfs? :P

warhawkps3 0

This FML put me to sleep. Sooo many similar ones like this on here.

She just failed spectacularly if she was trying to convince you its yours. And I'm a nice girl!! We do exist!!! Just...tricky to find, thats all.

PSYqualiac 17

Not to be a total ass, just a partial one, no girl who has ever said she was a nice girl has ever actually been one. Every supposedly "nice girl" has ended up being a bitch, psychopath or ***** from my experience.

How is this an FML? At least it wasn't YOU that got her pregnant. I'd count that as a victory.

itsgen 16

exactly what 56 said!! DUMP THAT CHEATING HOE!

#51, agreed. This would be some of the best news I've ever gotten.

Really #40? Are you homosexual? Or did you just read that wrong?