By Crazy09 - 08/04/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that she had an ultrasound tomorrow morning. With a confused look on my face, she said to me, "Don't worry, it's not yours." FML
I agree, your life sucks 122 377
You deserved it 6 568

Same thing different taste

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adelaide_evening 0

Maybe she's a surrogate mother and forgot to tell you?

theshewolf 0

Ultrasounds can be used for things other than pregnancy.

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How does she think that would make you feel BETTER?? and btw my friend had to get an ultrasound of her stomach when she was like 10.. she wasn't preggers though haha

I really hope you do not plan to stick around and help raise the bastard child. Chances she does not know the fathers name :D

what a ******* *****. lets hope you punch her in the throat and proceed to throw her out of a window Ozymandias style (referance)

#3- It's NAHT AH TUMUHHH. HULAU and all I can say is: wat.

synnerr 0

Hahahaha. For those of you who are saying it's an ultrasound for something else, why would she say, "It's not yours?" Maybe she's ******* with you? If not, I'm so sorry. What a *****.

#10 - No, I'm pretty sure that this is NOT a good thing. First off, his girlfriend has been ******* another guy. Second, she's pregnant with the other guys' baby? That sounds pretty awful to me.

Lol if she's being serious (and I genuinly think she isn't, I'd do the same in her place just for ***** and giggles) then FYL indeed, ouch.

ouch. i hope she is kidding. if not, dump her. you don't need to be in that situation. lol for some reason her reaction reminded me of Juno.

At least you're not going to be burdened with any of that shit.