By Crazy09 - 08/04/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that she had an ultrasound tomorrow morning. With a confused look on my face, she said to me, "Don't worry, it's not yours." FML
I agree, your life sucks 122 377
You deserved it 6 568

Same thing different taste

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adelaide_evening 0

Maybe she's a surrogate mother and forgot to tell you?

theshewolf 0

Ultrasounds can be used for things other than pregnancy.

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Ngood7 0

Definitely kidding, unless this was a (very callous and heartless) way of breaking up with you.

LOL #15 Well, at least you don't have to worry about it being yours...but yea F your GF's life

At least she's your girlfriend and not your wife. Technically you hold no responsibility for the kid. And I don't think she'll be your girlfriend for long now, will she?

bad news is shes a cheating ***** good news at least it isnt yours!

AgandFuzzy 0

THAT SUCKSSSS!!! was the ultrasound done with blu-ray?

Shes knocked up, "Don't worry its not yours" didn't know you could transfer tremors, masses, etc. You better drop kick the bitch out of your life

I hope she was joking! I've had a lot of ultrasounds for my heart, maybe it's that and she was being a smart ass.