Love: Today, my girlfriend told me that she had an ultrasound tomorrow...

By Crazy09 - 08/04/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that she had an ultrasound tomorrow morning. With a confused look on my face, she said to me, "Don't worry, it's not yours." FML

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By Crash44 - 08/07/2019 02:03

Today, my girlfriend and I broke the news to my parents that we're having a baby. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "It's probably not yours." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2010 12:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML

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By captainuniverse - 14/05/2016 05:53 - United States - Nashville

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML

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By Haitwun - 14/12/2015 07:29 - United States - El Monte

Today, my girlfriend tells me she missed her period this month. I felt excited until she said, "I will let you know the results of the paternity test." I was not aware we needed a paternity test. FML

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By sadh3 - 13/10/2017 04:30

Today, my pregnant girlfriend asked me if she should take a pregnancy test to make sure the baby is really hers. FML

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By ashily24 - 07/02/2018 15:00

Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML

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By XxOx - 04/02/2010 01:18 - France

Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML

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By anonymous - 06/09/2016 03:05 - United States - Monroe

Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML

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Breaking news

By nicolette5785452 - 16/11/2010 15:34 - United States

Today, I shadowed an ultrasound technician for my future career. She did an ultrasound on me to show me how to do the job. I found out I was pregnant. FML

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adelaide_evening 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 2:13

Maybe she's a surrogate mother and forgot to tell you?

theshewolf 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 2:18

Ultrasounds can be used for things other than pregnancy.

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onetuffbitch 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 5:24

I think she was TRYING to be funny...failed obviously or you wouldn't be here whining about it. Sounds like you don't know her well enough to be having sex with her at all if you're HERE questioning her fidelity to you or her overall virtue. If that's not why you posted this then you're just looking for sympathy by bashing her to strangers which is even worse! I agree with everyone that said you have ultrasounds for a multitude of things and its most likely she was speaking of one of those. For her sake...I hope she's not pregnant with your child! She would be so buy changing a newborn's diapers and yours!

forthelulz_fml 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 5:47

How babby formed? How girl get pragnent?

Lovebug_Campbell 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 5:36

^Yeah, but why would she have said "It's not yours"? Unless she was totally trying to screw with his head.

forthelulz_fml 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 5:42

How babby formed? How girl get pragnent?

Morose_Princess 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 5:41

No girl should make that kind of joke. It's horrible, especially when it involves them cheating. That's just despicable and lame. For your sake though, I hope it was just a joke.

free_Aus 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 6:00

Ok, so the only way she can KNOW "it's not yours" is if: A. They aren't doing it and she was going elsewhere to get her gap filled. B. She was pregnant before they started dating. This guy doesn't mention how long they have been together, so SHE MAY NOT HAVE BEEN CHEATING. That said, she still deserves a falcon punch. Pro tip: Make all your new girlfriends pee on a stick before you start dating them.

nuga 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 6:16

My guess is his girlfriend was joking and he knows this but thought it would make a great fml.

kellster 2

Thursday 9 April 2009 6:32

#19, you're a moron. Ultrasounds are used for LOTS of things. I'm guessing the OP's gf saw his stupid look at not realizing this (like you!) and was being sarcastic.