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By Anonymous - 12/01/2014 00:03 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my girlfriend told me that she is pregnant. I asked how it could be possible, since she's on birth control. She said she didn't know her antibiotics would interfere with it. She's a pharmacist. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 05:00

Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML

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By BabyDaddy - 30/05/2010 08:05 - Australia

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML

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By Sniffles - 26/04/2014 12:28 - Ireland

Today, I realised that when I asked my girlfriend four months ago if was she on the pill, she thought I meant hay fever tablets. I'm going to be a father. FML

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By Daddy. - 17/02/2010 08:15 - Australia

Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 07:31 - United States - Piedmont

Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML

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By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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By maybe time to adopt - 04/03/2018 15:00

Today, after my wife and I have been trying for a baby for 2 years, I found out she's still on the pill. Apparently when she was a teen she had bad period cramps, so her doctor gave her the pill for the pain. She never realized it stops pregnancy. FML

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By SF49 - 16/01/2013 18:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came back from visiting her family. She'd forgotten to take her pills, and decided to "catch up" by taking almost a week's worth of birth control and prescription pills. She's fine, but I had to convince the ER staff that she's not suicidal, just stupid. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2009 00:52 - Canada

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML

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AnOriginalName 19

Sunday 12 January 2014 9:43

Just because she's a pharmacist, doesn't means she's a good one.

mamamiaaa_fml 12

Sunday 12 January 2014 9:43

Or or or she just wanted to get pregnant?

Comments

Xotoolyxo 16

Monday 13 January 2014 4:11

I don't know if she should be trusted sorting out other peoples prescriptions

FMLworthy5000 21

Monday 13 January 2014 5:05

Is she blonde? (No intended hate towards blondes)

alleycatlove97 3

Monday 13 January 2014 5:32

My mom got pregnant with me on birth control so that could of happened as well if she wasn't on antibiotics

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 13 January 2014 5:35

I use hormonal birth control yet had a doctor try to prescribe antibiotics for mild acne. I didn't remember about this interaction til I got home. I declined to take this Rx and told him so the next time I saw him. He said, "Oh, antibiotics don't have *much* of an effect on birth control." Well, it is up to me to decide if I want to accept that risk or not - especially to treat something superficial! Just because I am married does not mean you can assume that I'm cool with an accidental pregnancy.

ShiiteDisturber 9

Monday 13 January 2014 5:45

Sounds fishy... and smells fishy too.

bomzo 22

Monday 13 January 2014 7:26

Is your wife the one who didnt like to take her antibiotics so you had to slip it in her food?

brittyboo123 35

Monday 13 January 2014 7:46

ITS A TRAP

mendojess707 2

Monday 13 January 2014 7:47

taking antibiotics or not, birth control taken exactly as it is prescribed is not 100% effective. Don't act like you didn't know how babies are made. If you didn't want a kid then you should have used a rubber.

Shade1982 20

Monday 13 January 2014 11:19

First off, using a rubber IS also a type of birth control and is also not 100% effective. Without adding the stupidity of using anti-biotics, the pill is just as effective as a rubber...

limabeans101029 20

Monday 13 January 2014 12:26

There isn't really anything in this fml to suggest that he wasn't wearing a condom. Condom's aren't 100% effective either, so there's not really a way for us to know that he wasn't wearing one. Plus, some couples choose to use other forms of birth control instead of condoms. The pill is actually more effective than condoms (the pill is over 99% effective if used properly and condoms are 98% effective if used properly), so there goes your point.