By Leenotgay - 25/09/2011 04:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML
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tnfan 3

Dude, just give it to her to show her your not gay!

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Spoonz 4

I think she's just trying to find a way out

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env303 5

What the he'll do you do gay???? And u used the wrong words if she said u think I'm mannish.

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daminantion 14

Funny, correcting his verbatim when your first sentence makes no sense at all..

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THE_A_TEEN 27

How do you know if he's acting flamboyant or not and that the girlfriend is making assumptions?

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TheLetterZero 7

Iunno, I'm just copying #8. Looks like my double post is gone.

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JubJub1991 4

Not the brightest gf

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mileyfan17 8

If she thinks ur gay then y would she be dating you.

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ScuseMePrincess 2

Am I the only one who thought of Austin Powers when I read this?

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FU2causeUFML 2

Just say "Yea, I like you cause you look like a man."

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perdix 29

Having a fake girlfriend is a good camouflage to avoid gay-bashing in South Carolina.

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leadman1989 15

Who do you think you're foolin? You're gayer than a unicorn frolicking through an enchanted garden on a double rainbow encrusted with glitter butterflies!!! Most gay guys can get it up for a girl, hell you might even be bi. But we didn't get the whole story WHY DOES SHE THINK YOU'RE GAY???

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