By Leenotgay - 25/09/2011 04:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML
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tnfan 3

Dude, just give it to her to show her your not gay!

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Comments

fatalwish 6

If shes that stupid make shure your wrapped up and shes on birth control and for good measure pull out because i definatly dont want kids that are gonna ask me why they are so ******* stupid.... Facepalm and point at their mother

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chane1100 6

Do i smell anal coming on??:D

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

I sure hope not! I would imagine anal smells like ass D:

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

I sure hope not! I would imagine anal smells like ass D:

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wickedeva 2

Just ignore it. If you aren't gay then there's nothing to discuss.

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badactor009 0

This is not going to get any better. You know what to do.

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badactor009 0

Tell dumb biotch that you are metrosexual. That should end it. As a metro you get to be hetro but still have your nails done at the salon.

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perdix 29

Titty-**** her. That'll prove to her you are straight. Unless she thinks you have a thing for fat guys with moobs.

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varkey 7

Your girlfriend is pretty dumb. FYL

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thelunaverse2011 0

Omg this was hilarious!

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DreBeezy 9

She was blonde wasn't she?

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