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By NoConfusion - 14/09/2014 12:53 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend told me that the necklace I gave her wasn't a "unique enough gift." I spent two weeks making that necklace, link by link. FML

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By Nickolas Neffster - 05/10/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2010 09:16 - Canada

Today, I realised that every morning my girlfriend gets me to help her put on a locket her ex-boyfriend bought her on Valentine's Day. FML

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By JJ_V3N0M - 03/01/2015 10:48 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday, so I decided to take her to a fancy restaurant and give her an expensive $400 necklace that I had bought. Being traditional, I asked the waiter to arrange it nicely on the tray when he came with our dessert. Neither he nor the necklace ever showed up. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2010 04:53 - Canada

Today, I finally got everything in order to ask out the girl of my dreams. I bought her a gold necklace, engraved with our names, and with the date on the back. Everything was going great until she got sick and had to go home. Now I'm stuck with this necklace with the wrong date. FML

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By Chrissy - 08/02/2010 20:24 - United States

Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML

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By I_Lossed - 03/11/2009 11:02 - Australia

Today, I asked my girlfriend about a diamond necklace I bought her for her birthday, which she didn't seem to be wearing. She then told me she hocked it to pay for her inexpensive phone bill. I paid $1,500 for that necklace, she received $300 from the pawn shop. FML

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Who? Where?

By happybirthday - 06/03/2010 19:42 - United States

Today, my husband bought me a beautiful pair of earrings for my birthday, to match the necklace he'd spent months searching for online the previous year. What necklace? He gave me a watch he found at Walmart last year. I wonder who the lucky girl with the necklace is. FML

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By lame - 20/10/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML

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No no no!

By paperbagforever - 01/11/2023 20:00

Today, the girl I have feelings for gave me a really thoughtful handmade gift. She apologized for not buying something. I meant to tell her it’s worth more than anything, or priceless, but my mouth instead said, “It’s worthless." FML

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By ima nerd - 25/12/2010 07:31 - United States

Today, I gave my wife a $900 necklace as a special Christmas gift. She gave me a set of Star Wars pajamas. As it turns out, I was more excited to wear my gift than she was to wear hers. FML

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BadApple88 29

Sunday 14 September 2014 18:51

I hate ungrateful people. She's lucky she got a gift in the first place

Valkeryia 13

Sunday 14 September 2014 18:53

My boyfriend always gives me ugly jewelry that he made and I'll wear it until it breaks just because I love him.

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rooneygirl420 13

Wednesday 17 September 2014 8:40

What an ungrateful bitch

Nuclear101 4

Thursday 18 September 2014 4:32

Explain that it was home-made. If she doesn't care, dump the bitch.

lillithraven95 11

Thursday 18 September 2014 8:56

Ouch, crappy girlfriend there, any gift is unique :)

russfml 31

Thursday 18 September 2014 18:47

I think she's confusing unique with expensive for some reason, just a hunch though

ShamelessSara 4

Thursday 18 September 2014 19:39

Bitches like this, and I'm still single. Forever alone.

Saraishi 24

Friday 19 September 2014 16:06

High maintenance and ungrateful - nice combo. FYL, OP.

Saraishi 24

Friday 19 September 2014 16:08

High maintenance and ungrateful - nice combo. FYL, OP.

amansingh 8

Saturday 20 September 2014 22:05

She doesn't deserve you, bro. move on.

Tr4ndom 4

Friday 26 September 2014 8:53

Some people are so fkn stupid

pinkstardust 9

Wednesday 8 July 2015 18:36

Talk about ungrateful

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