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By NoConfusion - 14/09/2014 12:53 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend told me that the necklace I gave her wasn't a "unique enough gift." I spent two weeks making that necklace, link by link. FML

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By Nickolas Neffster - 05/10/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2010 09:16 - Canada

Today, I realised that every morning my girlfriend gets me to help her put on a locket her ex-boyfriend bought her on Valentine's Day. FML

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By JJ_V3N0M - 03/01/2015 10:48 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday, so I decided to take her to a fancy restaurant and give her an expensive $400 necklace that I had bought. Being traditional, I asked the waiter to arrange it nicely on the tray when he came with our dessert. Neither he nor the necklace ever showed up. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2010 04:53 - Canada

Today, I finally got everything in order to ask out the girl of my dreams. I bought her a gold necklace, engraved with our names, and with the date on the back. Everything was going great until she got sick and had to go home. Now I'm stuck with this necklace with the wrong date. FML

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By Chrissy - 08/02/2010 20:24 - United States

Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML

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By I_Lossed - 03/11/2009 11:02 - Australia

Today, I asked my girlfriend about a diamond necklace I bought her for her birthday, which she didn't seem to be wearing. She then told me she hocked it to pay for her inexpensive phone bill. I paid $1,500 for that necklace, she received $300 from the pawn shop. FML

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Who? Where?

By happybirthday - 06/03/2010 19:42 - United States

Today, my husband bought me a beautiful pair of earrings for my birthday, to match the necklace he'd spent months searching for online the previous year. What necklace? He gave me a watch he found at Walmart last year. I wonder who the lucky girl with the necklace is. FML

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By lame - 20/10/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML

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No no no!

By paperbagforever - 01/11/2023 20:00

Today, the girl I have feelings for gave me a really thoughtful handmade gift. She apologized for not buying something. I meant to tell her it’s worth more than anything, or priceless, but my mouth instead said, “It’s worthless." FML

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By ima nerd - 25/12/2010 07:31 - United States

Today, I gave my wife a $900 necklace as a special Christmas gift. She gave me a set of Star Wars pajamas. As it turns out, I was more excited to wear my gift than she was to wear hers. FML

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BadApple88 29

Sunday 14 September 2014 18:51

I hate ungrateful people. She's lucky she got a gift in the first place

Valkeryia 13

Sunday 14 September 2014 18:53

My boyfriend always gives me ugly jewelry that he made and I'll wear it until it breaks just because I love him.

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jessielynn713 1

Sunday 14 September 2014 19:59

You need a new girlfriend.

zdane 9

Sunday 14 September 2014 20:01

You should have made a UNIQUE necklace link by link

jonjonguapito 15

Sunday 14 September 2014 20:02

pearls?

ZorroRooster 19

Sunday 14 September 2014 20:09

Sounds like Wayne Brady needs to choke an ungrateful bitch.

Shrillcaleb153 9

Sunday 14 September 2014 20:09

Unlucky bitch

vikky538 28

Sunday 14 September 2014 20:11

you can either replace your girlfriend or you can replace the gift...

WaxenSecrets 5

Sunday 14 September 2014 20:11

That's what the expression means though. if you didn't put much time into it, that means you didn't put much thought into it. People just abuse the expression. I still honestly believe it's the thought that counts, but it's the TRUE thought that counts.

FemskyD 26

Sunday 14 September 2014 20:12

Bit ungratefull to be honest!

amalienoelle 9

Sunday 14 September 2014 20:17

she sucks, leave her

Mackay92 14

Sunday 14 September 2014 20:30

Ray Rice the bitch for being ungrateful...Just joking but if she doesn't change her attitude dump her

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Today, I went on a first date. She got plastered within the first hour, then a song came on in the restaurant and she told me, "This song's about meeeeee." FML

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