Love: Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong,... - FML

By Pip - 23/02/2010 21:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML

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By oink401 - 05/11/2011 15:40 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

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You deserved it 4 373

By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

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You deserved it 3 505

By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML

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You deserved it 3 597

Nervous

By Anonymous - 05/02/2021 20:00

Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML

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Who the **** are you?

By fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck - 13/07/2013 17:33 - United States - Enfield

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

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You deserved it 4 159

By ddll - 05/09/2011 01:27 - Singapore

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML

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You deserved it 12 326

Bad omen

By three years wasted - 01/10/2024 13:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend sobbing so I went over to comfort her. She didn't want to talk about it, but was inconsolable. I called her best friend to help out, as maybe it's easier for her to talk to a woman instead. I found out from her friend that my partner's ex got his new girlfriend pregnant. That's why. FML

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You deserved it 77

By Nuts - 07/11/2015 02:55 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

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You deserved it 3 166

Told you so

By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 22:00

Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML

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You deserved it 119

By jojobobo - 02/12/2017 19:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. I started to tear up and told her I had something stuck in my eye. I was secretly thrilled as I had been trying to end it for weeks. Seeing me cry, she immediately took it back. I really just had something stuck in my eye. FML

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Top comments

MacOSXpert 7

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:03

WTF? God people have no morals these days.

BelaLugosisdead 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:03

Um dump her ass. She should have been honest with you.

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Yankeepunk 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 10:31

wow sorry but this made me laugh my ass off when I read it. hey look at the bright side. You messed around with Married woman! thats awsome. meaning she thought you were hotter then her husbaned. party on your side

ReeNAh 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 5:30

what a ****!

ashiiya 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 5:48

Great way to find out, ey? Ugh =_= did you, with your honest heart, not know that she was married? It sounds like it. But why is she crying that she's getting a divorce? She's sad, does that mean she wanted to stay with her husband? Ugh cheaters are retardedly complicated, I'm not even gonna try to understand them. She could've been doing everything in her power to cover up the fact she was married until this idiotic moment. I don't know, cheating girls can by quite cunning until they "accidentally" tell you like this. Was she was actually expecting you to be like "oh it's gonna be ok, besides, you got me, I can marry you, don't worry". Um NO. I got no sympathy for those who cheat while married.

gabbie412 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 18:20

lol

OhHellYeahWhoo 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 3:21

Yeah...been there...its going to be ok...they eventually stop crying after a few weeks of shoulder therapy and several cases of wine...everything will be back to "normal" soon enough mate.

jimbobday 2

Sunday 14 March 2010 23:59

Had the same thing happen to me. except it was my gf of two years FML

fmlwinnn 0

Friday 3 September 2010 19:09

DUMP HER ASS!!! and why would she be crying if her husband was divorcing her for that? she completely deserves it, and she doesn't deserve you either

melonsmasherrr 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 3:45

what the hell? that my friend is a *****

seracy13 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 21:47

dude leave her ***** ass

flippidyshit 9

Sunday 10 April 2011 3:13

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Today, I caught my husband of 13 years looking at other women in Instagram. FML

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Today, my boss is going nuts after some coworkers quit, as they were some of the lucky few with enough cash to move away ahead of whatever dumbass plan the next administration has for their immigrant families and friends. My boss is complaining he can't afford to pay "normal people wages" and wants me to work overtime. FML

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Today, I took my dog to the emergency vet at 4 in the morning because he ate something he shouldn't have. I spent hundreds of dollars on tests, all to find out he'll pass it. What did he eat? My silicon strap-on. FML

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Today, I went to a cute frog-themed frozen yogurt shop that was surprisingly realistic. So realistic, in fact, that there was a dead fly in my yogurt. I found it with my tongue. FML

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Today, I came back home after a year studying abroad. Imagine my surprise when I found out my mom had gotten breast implants while I was away. All through dinner, I kept catching myself staring at them. No wonder my dad was so much happier than when I left. FML

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Today, I told my 13 year-old daughter that she was grounded from using her phone. Later on, I get an important call regarding a job that I have been after. After I'd picked up the phone, my daughter starts screaming, "HELP! RAPE! HELP!" on the other phone. I don't think I'll be getting the job. FML

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Today, I was working at a restaurant. This guy comes up to the counter and asks if he could have some toothpicks. I told him they were right in front of him. He said, "Sorry, I'm blind." Thinking it was a joke, I laughed until he said, "No, seriously." FML

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Today, I found out my husband of 8 years has been cheating on me, so I decided to let the lady's husband know that she was unfaithful as well. His response was that I ruined his day. This has ruined mine and my kids lives. FML

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