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By oh shit - 06/07/2014 19:28 - United States - Palatine

Today, my girlfriend was feeling down because she has put on some weight. I tried to make her feel better by showing her I can still pick her up. I can, and I was even able to hide the fact that I shat myself doing it. I'm so romantic. FML

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By GirlfriendsAreBadForYourBack - 06/08/2013 16:01 - United States - Lynbrook

Today, I was feeling down because I always think that I'm overweight. My boyfriend tried to prove me wrong by lifting me up. I threw his back out. FML

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By Seabiscuit - 06/07/2009 04:03 - United States

Today, I was snuggling in bed with my girlfriend. She was depressed, so I complimented her strong legs, saying they were "like a horse." I spent the next hour and a half trying to stop her crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2009 00:05 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was throwing a birthday party and got very drunk. She needed help getting to the bathroom so I picked her up and walked her to the toilet. Assuming she needed to throw up, she instead takes a huge, monstrous crap right in front of me. I can't look at her the same ever again. FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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By çapousse2904 - 12/09/2014 05:45 - France - Le Pr?-saint-gervais

Today, my girlfriend put her hand on my abs and confessed that she was glad I'd secretly started working out. I couldn't bring myself to admit that I've been constipated for three weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 00:12 - United States

Today, wanting to be romantic, I came home with flowers, and told my girlfriend I love her and that I never want us to fall apart. Before I could finish my second sentence, she farted, said, "Aww, that's so sweet" and quickly excused herself to the bathroom. FML

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By kylie - 15/11/2010 21:17 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML

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By Gas-pingForAir - 19/09/2016 08:59 - United States - Columbia

Today, my girlfriend managed to trap a fart in her nightgown and carry it all the way from the bathroom, into our bedroom, and finally into our bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2018 19:30 - United States - Greenville

Today, while wearing a sexy pair of undies for my partner and taking him out on a nice dinner, I trusted a fart walking from the car to the restaurant and shit myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 16:19 - United States

Today, this girl I like just told me a funny story about her pooping adventures. We shared a laugh and she told me "I could never say that to my boyfriend, but I can to you. I don't know, it's like the uglier the boy, the more comfortable I am with him." FML

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Sunday 6 July 2014 23:09

This right here is proof that chivalry is not dead

mansfield_j 27

Sunday 6 July 2014 23:10

Hey atleast you made her feel better, sucks you crapped yourself but it's all well worth it to keep your girl happy in my book.

Comments

maddiez11 5

Monday 7 July 2014 15:11

That's too sweet! You're such a good boyfriend!

Epickitty58 29

Monday 7 July 2014 15:41

How sweet! At least there are gentlemen left in the world. It sucks that you shit your pants OP, but I know your girlfriend would appreciate what you did if she knew what you put up with just to make her feel better. I hope the pants survived!

enu_vastanii__ 9

Monday 7 July 2014 16:25

Cudos to you buddy! Proud of you, even though I don't know you

spicedream 8

Monday 7 July 2014 19:40

props to you for making her feel better about herself, even if you suffered a bit in the process.

stuckanemone7 7

Monday 7 July 2014 21:25

Sounds like a good relationshit, I mean relationship.

FrankHotpants 31

Tuesday 8 July 2014 3:21

You did the right thing, but you're lucky it was just poop and not hurt your back, that would make her feel even worst.

bmazzagatti 4

Tuesday 8 July 2014 4:29

Good for u bud

crankdeer 3

Tuesday 8 July 2014 5:05

She couldn't tell that you skip leg day?

Pemo 2

Tuesday 8 July 2014 6:58

this made me laugh so hard last night. I cried. tonight..... I'm still laughin my ass of when I think of it. my gf said I got issues.

JRtheSnowman 5

Tuesday 8 July 2014 10:53

My girlfriend showed me this post and asked if I would do that for her to make her feel better... I hope she doesn't mean shit my pants... Way to set the bar incredibly high bro