Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really...

By man - 30/10/2009 16:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2012 05:45 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML

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Friday 30 October 2009 22:10

Quit your ******* complaining you got head!

fmluser2232 0

Friday 30 October 2009 22:14

Who cares if its serious or not, its amazing head and she's into it. Turn in your man card for even caring.

Comments

perdix 29

Friday 30 October 2009 23:30

She should have put her thumb up your asshole, you ungrateful bastard! I think it is funny when they look down at your penis in their mouth and go cross-eyed. But not so funny I couldn't take it seriously.

invisiblerabbit 0

Friday 30 October 2009 23:51

you got a ******* ******* you pussy. quit whining! assface. just be glad she didn't bite your puny dick off

ragsy 7

Friday 30 October 2009 23:51

I think she was asking if you wanted a little thumb action up the bum during your BJ. Her last bf may have been into that.

littlegolferboy 4

Saturday 31 October 2009 0:00

Oh my God, if that happened to me I'd be laughing extra hard because a thumbs up already has special meaning for me.

darkblue_13 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 0:32

so you got head and thumbs up. FYL?

NinjaSpirit2012 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 0:41

eww...

pchan 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 1:59

Damn cry my a freakin river right? Most of the people here are right. Whiney bastard. A girl could laugh like ******* woody wood pecker while going yummy down on this man meat and I wouldn't even think twice about it.. I mean I'm getting my dick sucked.. Why worry about anything else?