By man - 30/10/2009 16:34 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 128
You deserved it 23 509

Same thing different taste

Top comments

jw90 18

Quit your ******* complaining you got head!

Who cares if its serious or not, its amazing head and she's into it. Turn in your man card for even caring.

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jaca6614 0

You got HEAD and you're bitching about a thumbs up she gave during it? That's like someone giving you a 100 dollar bill and you bitch at them because they drew a funny mustache on ben franklin. Get over it, douche.

...surely the thumbs up was to tell you she was ready to swallow, no? You fail for not recognising her willingness to slurp it down :/

technolove 7

LMAO i totally gotta try that lol. y is this an fml?

ok for meh i cant really say nothin bout mii bf cuz he doesnt like his dick sucked. He says it feels like somones trying to detach it from his body by sucking it off.lol. I havent given him head but he said 5other gurls have tried to get him to like it,but it never works... he still hates it nd said it still feels like someones vaccuuming his ****. I guess we r perfect for eachtother cuz i hate it when a guy goes down on meh i think its disgusting nd gross to lick the ****** of a woman when his **** could jusx do all the work for him. LOL mii bf loves licking pussy nd i love givin head but we hate it when ppl do it to us :D hahaha. wow. He told meh(because of his love for pussy licking) if u let meh try to make u like it then ill let u try giving meh head... i had to think about that for a while but i still said "hellllllll nahhhhhh" :) ik this was a long post buht hope yuh liked it. :) hahaha

People who think these people are funny and "win" for doing stupid stuff during sex shouldn't be having sex, or should be having sex with each other. Because sex is a serious thing meant for mature grown up people. Not for little kids and immature retards to think it's some kind of game. I hope you slapped her upside the head, made her choke on it, and then dumped her. Stupid immature people who think Hammer time dancing and farting during sex is so "win" and "epic"... Losers...

GodsOfWrath 0

That's just an ignorant comment. You are obviously too immature to admit or just oblivious to the fact that sex is ****** fun. So get ******, shit for brains.

gogogoalie 0

dude your girlfriend is boss. that stuff is ******* hilarious. everytime me and my ex made out we always fist bumped afterwards. its just funny.

idk what ur complaining about my gf wont give me head thumbs up or not u dont like it send her my way

omgomgomgomg!! I swear this post is about me!! HAHAH Shiiiyt!!!

wow dude u were getting head fun fun yay woohoo thumbs up awww man now its not fun anymore UNGRATEFUL JERKFUCK