Love: Today, my girlfriend who lives in China contacted me and told...

By Anonymous - 27/05/2009 16:18 - Sweden

Today, my girlfriend who lives in China contacted me and told me she'd been harassed by a guy and was thinking about pressing charges. The guy is someone I know from college - he promised me he would say "hi" to her for me while he was in Shanghai. FML

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By cchandler - 23/09/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I received a phone call from the number of a "single" guy I met online. It was his wife, who is three months pregnant. She threatened to kick my ass. FML

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By jflac - 24/12/2014 12:03 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2013 23:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend from high school contacted me, telling me we should hang out some time; I casually agreed. Two hours later she's on my doorstep in tears, wanting me to take her back. She's married with kids. I live four states away and haven't a clue how she found out where I live. FML

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By dumbass - 07/02/2011 00:58

Today, my boyfriend left for a 2-year job posting in China. We had agreed to maintain a long-distance relationship, and even worked out a visiting schedule. Later that night, after trying to reach him, I realized the numbers he gave me weren't for China. The country code doesn't even exist. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2022 00:01

Today, my girlfriend was given an ultimatum by her dad: come back to China and marry the man he picked for her, or stay here at uni with her 'white devil boyfriend' (me) and be shunned by her whole family forever. She chose here for her future career, but I think she resents me for it. FML

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By Darryl - 12/05/2015 12:53 - Australia - Tarragindi

Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend at work. Because she was "bored and didn't feel like seeing me" she thought it would be funny to call security and claim that I was stalking her. There is now a picture of my face at her workplace, and anytime I "pester her again" the cops will show up. FML

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By Wow - 04/09/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me and told me to come to her college, so I did. I was greeted by the campus police who told me to stop harassing her because she no longer wants to be with me. Then they told me I was no longer welcome on campus and hereby banned. She used campus police to dump me. FML

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By jakeson12 - 24/11/2012 00:38 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML

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anglcdvl89 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:06

So THAT'S how they say hi in China? No wonder that country is overpopulated...they're just a friendly peoples...

wutupbruh 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:04

does hi mean something weird in chinese?

Comments

AkihiroHattori5 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 4:51

#21- Bipolarchipmunk? More like sociopathicchipmunk!

Weabo_lotiso 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 5:14

you know... in china, the customary way to say "hi" is to rape someone. you didn't know that?

itsgen 16

Thursday 28 May 2009 5:23

sooo i dnt get it he said "hi" unless he did more than that but its really not ur fault.. its not like you harassed her if he even did

dabigyellosnake 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 5:24

i heard that in china, when u say "hi" u were suppose to grab ur crotch simultaneously to show respect. guess ur girl doesnt understand chinese culture?

AdamGD 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 5:31

at first i didn't get this fml but then i realized that he was trying to get her to cheat on you instead of what he said he would do. Lether press charges and sue him.

love_jd13 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 5:38

Asshole... Wow, she should DEFINITELY press charges! Don't defend him, she still has to have at least some rights over there. Neither of you need people like that in your lives!

suaveneanderthal 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 5:46

lol number twelve said something about a mildy racist but mostly funny comment and then #13 comes right up behind #12 and ***** it in the ass with all the small dicks in china. very nice

Dorque 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 5:53

What he hears: "Wow, you really are beautiful!" (Steve told me she was hot, but he really understated it!) What she hears: "Wow, you really are beautiful!" (Who is this strange man and why is he saying such things to me?) This is almost certainly just a misunderstanding.