By knock_out - 16/07/2010 01:12 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend won't have sex with me. Why? Because my Mii knocked out her Mii in Wii boxing. It wouldn't be as bad if she wasn't in one-player mode. FML
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suntherian 4

LOL Okay it sucks for you, OP but that's just hilarious. Even your Mii is trying to knock some sense into her! :P

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brain_slap 0

How is that intimacy? just cause the word sex appears?

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dirtyrussian97 0

either that's a pic of Thomas Müller or you look alot like him

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summerlesslove 0

that is Muller so unless Muller reads FML its fake

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summerlesslove 0

Probably just a pic from the internet

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perdix 29

Doesn't she know that the Miis used for computer opponents are randomly selected? Maybe you ought to use a similar technique to select a girl to have sex with until your gf pulls her head out of her ass. Make her make sammiches for you and the new random girl.

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oogyboogy 6

dear perdix, I used to look forward to. reading your comment. when I saw your picture at the bottom of the screen I would skip the comment I was currently reading so I could read yours. my favorite one would have to be the one waaayyy back when you had the discussion about when you were 16 you were still breast feeding. this comment above me would have to be your poorest work and I'm very sorry. [={ sincerely, oogyboogey

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BonJovi821 3

Dear creepy stalker who goes by the name oogyboogy, You seem like you're a creepy stalker. I'm not perdix, but from what I've seen.... you're a creepy stalker. Sincerely, BonJovi821

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rbatt001 0

haha she's stalking perdix and you are stalking Bonjovi

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oogyboogy 6

I'M A MAAAALE!!!!!!! RAAAWWWR!!!!

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Silkie 0

Haha! **** blocked by a video game...XD And isn't it usually the girl who is denied sex because of video games?

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L_M_L_10 0

^Do guys really deny their girl sex because of video games?? My boyfriend tried to tell me to wait until the game was over, but thats where the girl takes control. Would guys still say no then? OP that sucks, tell your girl to grow the **** up. Its just a game, and plus it wasnt even you she was playing!! Thats ridiculous!

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the_flirtt 0

ok maybe not then :/

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Silkie 0

It's always, "Just one more game Babe, and then I swear I'll be done." Or, "Just let me finish this match."

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Eniiaffection 0

Beat the shot out of her in real life. (:

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Eniiaffection 0

shit* damn iPhone /:

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

YDI for having a Wii. What are you, 5? YDI for having a girlfriend. What are you, a FORNICATOR?! YDI for not smacking her ass and telling her to STFU and make you a sammich.

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Shopaholic69137 0

That's a real winner you've got there. I would consider dating someone...idk...NORMAL.

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antyox 0

this is hilarious. domestic violence on Wii.

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cstrat 0

So take care of yourself in "one player mode.". On her face. While she's sleeping.

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