Sex and Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend won't have sex with me. Why? Because my...

By knock_out - 16/07/2010 01:12 - United States

Today, my girlfriend won't have sex with me. Why? Because my Mii knocked out her Mii in Wii boxing. It wouldn't be as bad if she wasn't in one-player mode. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 944

You deserved it 4 896

When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Loser - 21/08/2013 15:17 - United States

Today, I got my girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me. As it was her first time, I set up handicaps to give her at least a shot at winning. She won, quite handily. A little irritated at this, I took off the handicaps and tried again. She beat me even faster. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 742

You deserved it 26 291

By (not) fucked - 16/05/2014 16:01 - United States - Kingsville

Today, my girlfriend decided that we won't be having any more sex until I beat her ridiculously high score on Flappy Bird. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 765

You deserved it 8 266

Thanks, I guess

By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 10:08 - United States

Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 157

You deserved it 8 518

Mario Kart is serious business

By Anonymous - 25/08/2014 05:44 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 847

You deserved it 8 600

Her plan!

By "Tarun Kumar" - 03/12/2019 14:00

Today, my girlfriend planned our day, she wanted to play FIFA before having sex. I won 11-0. She stormed out of the room, went home and isn't picking my calls / texting back. It's been 12 hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 995

You deserved it 1 046

By garrett - 14/02/2019 15:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 473

You deserved it 4 788

Empty threat

By duck'n'cover!! - 10/08/2023 22:00

Today, during an argument, my girlfriend said she wasn't having sex with me anytime soon. She never wants sex in the first place, so her threat fell pretty flat. When I pointed this out, she went absolutely apeshit and started throwing plates at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 645

You deserved it 146

By Vampire Teabag - 12/02/2015 16:25 - United States - El Paso

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 818

You deserved it 3 475

By lonelygal69 - 19/08/2015 05:54 - United States - Stafford

Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 124

You deserved it 3 797

By ouch - 29/03/2011 03:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 659

You deserved it 16 856

BabyDacey 0

Friday 16 July 2010 9:06

LOL sore loser

suntherian 4

Friday 16 July 2010 9:11

LOL Okay it sucks for you, OP but that's just hilarious. Even your Mii is trying to knock some sense into her! :P

Comments

supergamer94 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 15:39

Hahaha, I love the Wii, but not Wii Sports that much.

NikkiMeMcLovin 4

Saturday 17 July 2010 20:20

Lmao. Just for that?? That's stupid. Wii is fun but sex is better.

rutoku 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 7:38

gaming fail :P

stlphil 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 8:21

Complain when you've been married for 15 years...otherwise shut up.

bcamgirl 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 9:00

how does that work???

marksbabygirl 0

Monday 19 July 2010 6:00

that's really retarded!

Suds29990 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 15:47

I got my gf hooked on Lego Harry Potter Last month. She goes apeshit at it if i kill her accidentally or if she dies. It's hilarious!

annihil8or 15

Friday 8 April 2011 14:55

Just tell her you'll let her win?

Fuutballer 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 8:57

YDI for owning a Wii.

ThisRandomChild 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 10:18

Maybe she should just dump you, I wouldnt date a guy who knows what the wii characters are called, or that uses their correct names twice in one sentence.