By cj123 - 23/12/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML
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imaginaryvoice 18

"I'm so sick of you breathing all the time!! Just stop, that's all I ask! Just do this one thing for me and stop breathing!"

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Epsilonyx 15

Next time you're in public, stop breathing and cause a scene. When she tells you to stop, sob uncontrollably and scream "ISN'T THIS WHAT YOU WANTED YOU FAT BITCH", then lay in the fetal position and urinate everywhere.

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HotKarlMC 0

Husky breathers are gross..people are not supposed to hear your overweight body trying to fight through the fat in attempt to inhale.

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littlegold 7

I wanna yell at someone for not breathing around me... :p it annoys me... Girls do that kind of thing... :p It is normal.

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sjhill 32

Well? Stop breathing! :P Surely she couldn't have meant it. Either that or she is extremely dumb.

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rohanp 0

Dump her, saying she doesnt look breathtaking anymore.

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TreeStarOsaurus 0

Someone feeling smothered maybe? No matter the situation that is just rude.

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Ammi 7

Well, you WERE trapped together in an air tight room and needed to conserve oxygen. What were you trying to do, kill her?

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ramona760 0

Today, my boyfriend was breathing to much so I yelled at him to stop. His still breathing. Fml

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Guyfromcrowd 7

Had a similar problem but it was with me breathing to loudly, Even though no one else noticed it but her.

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