By butnotlikethat - 16/03/2013 00:05 - China - Nanchang

Spicy
Today, my grandma gave me a sex talk. Not the usual one, either. This one was about blowjobs. I had to sit politely as she explained it's something all women have to learn if they want a well-behaved husband, but that it's an "acquired taste". Gag me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 994
You deserved it 6 238

Same thing different taste

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Rosemary072098 11

Grandma knows what she's talking about ;)

BubbleGrunge 18

I think she's trying to teach you how NOT to gag.

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If your grandma and grandpa are still married, I would listen to every word she has to say! I wouldn't take relationship advice from a 14 year old the same way I wouldn't let a shoe salesman work on my car. She knows what she's talkin about... She's put in her time and work. Listen carefully!!!

graphicstyle7 17

Ok, don't get the fact that your grandma told you this (Hey, I would hate that too. Ew) avert you from B.J.'s. Think of it this way, you are, without doubt, giving your partner a great deal of pleasure when you do that. And you are going to get a lot in return when the favor is returned. I have been told I'm amazingly good at that because of my attitude. And, yep, grandma is right. A man does not want to loose something that many girls either won't do or act all prissy about.

Anyone else think about the irony of the ending remark, "Gag me"?

Shadow_Phantom 26

Actually, not all guys like them. Hopefully you get with a guy who doesn't like them. FYL

She never said she didn't mind. Just the fact that her grandma explained it to her

Ha. Gag me. Pun intended or not, I chuckled.

Gag you? I think that's kinda the idea unless you don't have a gag reflex xD

Well, "grasshopper" learn this lesson well. Men love ******** and that's a fact. Don't be shy. You have to give some to get some.