Miscellaneous: Today, my grandma has been running around the neighborhood, dressed... - FML

By bobosgonnagetyou - 01/11/2013 06:04 - United States - Lake Oswego

Today, my grandma has been running around the neighborhood, dressed as Bobo the Evil Clown, chasing trick-or-treaters. All I've been able to do is chase after her, and apologize to the terrified children's families. FML

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bobosgonnagetyou 8

Saturday 2 November 2013 8:41

Hey FML, OP here! I created an account so I could answer some of your questions. First off, I live in Oregon. Secondly, I thought it was hilarious, although a tad creepy at times, but I just let her do her thing and didn't try to stop her. Most people thought it was great and took it really well. She had a blast doing it, and was simply pulling a prank, which is what Halloween is all about! :)

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Blackcatluck 19

Friday 1 November 2013 12:15

Just because she's old doesn't mean she can't have some fun!

micha090 21

Friday 1 November 2013 12:14

troll granny strikes again.

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Pantherfan101 5

Monday 17 October 2016 7:38

Anyone reading this in 2016?? Clowns are everywhere!

HonestlyVirgoHonesty 7

Monday 28 March 2022 9:53

Grandma is my new best friend🤣

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